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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHA

SHADI KARNE KE LIYE SARDAAR NE SABSE CHOTI LADKI CHUNI... KARAN PATA KARNE GAYE TO PATA CHALA SARDAR JI NE KAHA KI MUSIBAT JITNI CHOTTI HO UTNA ACCHA.

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hai......

Boy chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hain..! girl tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge..?! boy bilkul nahi! girl to fir rehne do....!

Ek din Narad dharti par BEER pine aye,12 botal pilane k baad: Waiter:Aapko chadti kyo nahi? Narad:MAIN BHAGWAN HU. Waiter:Chad gayi saale.

Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai

Ek dulha ne shaadi ke time apni saas se poocha: ''aapke city me famous kya hai? enjoyement ke liye?'' saas: '' bus usi se tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai ...!''

Wife: 'Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo ki mere paseene nikal jaaye.'Sardar gets up and switches off the fan..

Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai

Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi.

gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai ,jo kagaz chepkane ke kam aate hai.

Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi..Main tum say dukhi tum mujh say dukhi..Tum chut per jao aur chalang lagao...Phir main bhe sukhi aur tum bhe sukhi..!

Sindhi: Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 Rs dega toh 50 Rs tumhe chadhaunga. Thodi door par usko 50 Rs milte hai. Sindhi: Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi, PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA

BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me? GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy..

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....

RABDi2LALU: Ka Karat Ho? LALU: Dost Ko Chitti Likhat Hu. RABDi: Par Tuhar Likhna To Aawe Nahi. LALU: Vo Sasura Bhi To Padna Naahi janat he....

SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI. AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI USKI FIR. SARDAAR : HAA YAAR BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.

SHRAAB EK BIMARI HAI, JO SAMAJ KO BARBAAD KAR RAHI HAI, AAO MILKAR IS BIMARI KO KHATAM KARE, EK BOTTLE TUM KHATAM KARO, EK BOTTLE HUM KHATAM KARE. CHEERS....

Laloo: Itne sare log football ko lath kyu mar rahe hai? COCH: 'Goal karne ke liye' Laloo: Sasura, Ye to pahle se hi Gol hai sala aur kitna gol karega

Santa ka RADIO kharaab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHUHA mara hua tha,
dekh k Santa bola:
AE lo, chalega kaise, SINGER to mar gaya..!

Lalu-Kahe rooti ho?Tum to hamar chand ho
Rabdi-Hum ka chand na bulao
Lalu-kahe??
Rabdi-Sasure Amrika wale bar bar chand par chad jate hai..

Ek sardar jee Ghode se ja rahe the, to usne Red light par Ghode ko nahi roka,to traffic police ne roka, to sardar jee Ghode ki puchh utha kar bole, ki number note kar lo beta,

Sweest proposal Ek Boy or Ek Girl L.K.G class

Boy:- ka tu mujhse saddi kalegi,

Girl:- nai

Boy:- Karlona,

Girl:- mai nahi karungi,

Boy:- karlena Bahan please

Ek student phichhe ke bench se bola, madam piche ki light on kar do,To madam ne bola ki mere piche kaha light hai ki on karu.

Dad -Exam Kaisa Hua?


Son-Q no.1 Chhut Gaya,
Q3 Ata Nai Tha,
Q4 Karna Bhul Gaya,
Q5 Nazar Nai Aya,

Dad(Gusse Me)-Aur Q no2?


Son-Bas Wahi Galat Hua.

Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha aur santa singh us aadmi gaur se dekh raha tha
tabhi aasmaan me ek taara tuta aur santa jor se chillaya..... wah! wah! wah! babu ji kya khub nishana lagaya hai maja aa gaya .

Ek baar priyanka chopra apni scooty pep se jaa rahi thi. Beech rastey mai usse toilet lagi. Voh scooty se utar ke road ke kinarey mein karne lagi.
Ek aadmi ne guzarte hue dekha aur kaha ki aap yaha,aise toilet kyu kar rahi hai....
Priyanka ne kaha 'WHY SHOULD BOYZ HAVE ALL D FUN'

7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the,1 bhakt ne sabse bade Sadhu se pucha-Baba ladkiya line nai deti,kya
karu?Sadhu(Chote sadhu se)1Chatai aur La

Pappu-Teri Wife Ki Mout Ka Bahot Dukh Hai..
Use Kya Huwa Tha

Dipu-Uske Sir Me Goli Lagi
Pappu-Ohh Teri.!!
Shukar Hai Aankh To Bach Gyi

Chor pakadne ki
machine bni
USA me -1din me 9pkde gye
CHINA me-30
UK me-50
INDIA me-

1gante m mchine chori ho gayi
Est or wst India isD bst

Santa was Going on a Bike with his wife.
Tapori:- oye santa wife hai ya lover?

Santa:- Lover hogi teri,
meri to wife hai.