Jokes for Topic: Male Female

A Cute Proposal:
Boy-I Love U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Die For U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl - Really!
Boy- huttt....

Teacher:
'dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka'

ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....


Student:
sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka

Aman and wife waiting
for train itne mein PUNJAB MAIL
aayi Aman bhag kar train mein
chad gaya or wife ko bola…
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Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye
to tu bhi aa jana...!!!

Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar

B:Aap jidhar bole udhar

G: Thik h,shopping chalte he

B: Kasam se 'DIDI' apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai

Santa-English me jhopdi ko kya kehte h?
Banta- Hut
Santa- English aati nahi to daant te Q ho

Ramu: Tumhe Pata Hai Smart Husband Jaisi Koi Chiz Nahi Hoti Hai
Golu: Tum Kaise Keh Sakte Ho?
Ramu: Smart Log Husband Hi Nhi Bante.

Pati- Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya

Patni- Haa, Par Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala

Pati- Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai, Aaj Safed Mile Hai

MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai,
Jab Biwi Bolti Hai
Toh Mujhe Kuchh Sunai nahi Deta.
Dr. : Yeh BIMARI nahi ALLAH Ki MEHARBANI hai.

SANTA Ki Beti 'LAADO'
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
''Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado'

gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya
boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?
boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.


Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun



Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

ek Girl Fasi LagaRahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye...

Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,
Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila

Kion??

Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?


Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE...

MOLU:Ghar me aag lag
gayi, aag lag gayi

GOLU:Mujhe kya

MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere
ghar me lagi hai

GOLU: Fir tujhe kya

Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q karti hai
Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad

Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.

Sale badhane ka naya tarika
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.

'Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge.'

Snta-Hmara kutta jb subah akhbar apne muhse uthakr muje deta he to hmara padosi gussa ho jata he

Bnta-Q?

Snta-Qki,
Wo akhbar unke ghar aata he

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha

girl- meri ek ek saans pe ek ek ladaka marta hai

boy-toh tum koi accha sa toothpaste kyu nahi use karti...

Boy to Girl-Jaanu,Coka-Cola Peene K Baad Kuch Karne Ko Dil Chah Raha Hai..

Girl-(Sharmate Huye) Karo na..
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BoY- Barrrrrrrah

GF: Where is my Birthday gift..
BF: you cav see that red hot ferrari on the otherside of road..
GF:(excitingly)-Yes
BF: Same color ki nailpolish li hee tere liye.

Patni Gusse Me- Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Pati- Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

Mumy ye schol kya hota H

Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he

Couple date pr tha mummy ne dekh liya.
Mummy ne call kiya--beta kaha ho??

Beta-paper dene aya hu.

Mummy-Zara dhyan se dena is paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.

Pappu-Yha se Airport Kon si bus jaegi
Dipu-20#
Pappu-Agr 20# na mile to
Dipu-Phir 10..10# ki do pakad lena

Ek Larki Ghar Se Bhaag
Gayi . . . 3 Din Baad Wapis
Aai

Baap (Ghusse Se): Ab Kya Lene
Aai Ho ? ? ?

Larki: Patli Pin Wala Charger . . .;-):-*;-)

1 Man To 2 Man: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
2 Man: maine galti se use bola tha ki 'tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho'

Wife : Please Bike Tej Na Chalao...
Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai...:

Santa : Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai Toh Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Le

Santa: Mujhe aaj tumhari aanguliyan katani paregi
Wife: Kyon?
Santa: Pappu kah raha tha Lady Finger ki sabji khani hai.

Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
Shiv-Kyu?
Parwati-Keh rha tha 'Girlfrind ke sath Maigi Khane ke liye Papa ka kaanta le ja raha hu..

SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h Alam mujhe
Bhigi si lagti h subah mujhe
Bhiga lag raha h sara jaha mujhe
BANTA-uth sale,bistar pr susu kr dia h tune.