Jokes for Topic: School

Behind Every Fail Student There Is A Beautiful Girlfriend,

And What About A Topper?

A Beautiful Teacher, Jiski Vajah Se Usne Saari Classes Attend Ki.

KG: “Kisi Se Dosti Nahi Thi Aur Ladka Ladki Sab Hath Pakad Kar Chalte The”
12th: “Dosti Bhi Hai Aur Pyar Bhi, Par Hath Pakadne Se Darte Hai”

KG: “Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale, Sab Roz Le Jate The”
12th: “1 Pen Bhi Doosri Class Se Mangne Jate Hai”

KG: “Lunch Se Pahle Hand Wash Aur Prayer Karte The”
12th: “1st Period Mein Hi Lunch Khatam Kar Dete Hai”

KG: “Class Mein Enter Hone Se Pahle, Mam, May I Come In Bolte The”
12th: “Bina Bataye Hi Poore Period Bunk Pe Rahte Hai”

KG: “Bag Mein Har Subject Ki Book Aur Copy Dalte The”
12th: “Har Subject Ki 1 Hi Copy Banate Hai”

KG: “Class Test Mein Star Milta Tha”
12th: “Full Moon Hi Naseeb Hote Hai”

KG: “Roz Diary Likhte The Aur Mom Ko Dikhate The”
12th: “1st Page Pe Details Bhar Kar Diary Kisi Kone Mein Fenk Dete Hai”

I’m Sure Many Of You Must Have Liked The 1st Comparison.

Study Mein Acha Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Baap Apne Bete Ko Hamesha Dant Ta Rahta Tha

Ek Din Baap Beta Ikathe Bethe T.V. Dekh Rahe The To Achanak Se Beta Baap Ko Bola

Beta: “Papa Main Jab Business Karunga To Dekh Lena Acho Acho Ke Hath Mein Katora Pakada Dunga”

Baap Ne Ye Suna Aur Hairani Se Bete Se Puchha: “Beta Wo Kaise?”

Beta Muskurate Hue Bola: “Gol-Gappey (Paani Puri) Bechkar“

One day I asked my Heart......

What is love ?

Heart Replied:

Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😂

Shocking Introduction at a party...
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One man to another ..
Meet my wife tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??

2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.😜😜😝

सरकार कहती है 1 लड़की ने पढ़ाई कर ली
तो घर के 4 लोगों को शिक्षित बनाती है…

पर……

लडकी के पढते समय कालेज़ के 40 लडके फेल हो जाते हैं उसका क्या? 😉

इंजीनिरिंग का फार्म भरते हुए छात्र ने पास खड़े चौकीदार से पूंछा – ये कॉलेज कैसा है…??
चौकीदार :- बहुत बढ़िया है, हमने भी यहीं से इन्जिनारिंग की है…!
😂😂😜😜😜😜

जिन्हें बचपन में उनकी मम्मी घसीटते हुए…..स्कूल छोड़ के आती थी…..वो लड़के भी आजकल व्हाट्सऐप पर “Status” डाल रहे है……”I miss my School Dayzzz…”😂😂😂😁😀😆😉😃😄

ajasthani School Joke स्कूल का निरीक्षण चल रहा था। निरीक्षक लड़कों से- ‘सावधान’। कोई हिला तक नहीं। निरीक्षक- ‘विश्राम’। सब वैसे ही खड़े रहे। निरीक्षक-(हेड मास्टर से) क्या है ये.. इनको इतना भी नहीं आता। हेडमास्टर- ऐसा नहीं है सर, मैं करवाता हूँ। हेड मास्टर- ‘सूधा ……सट्ट । सब सावधान हो गए। हेड मास्टर : […]

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ?When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...😳😜When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...😧 😁😁When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering...😟 😱😲When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on...😣😫😫When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36.5% and your answer was 1800 😩😏The cream. When the other students asked for 4-5 additional answer sheets and You had two pages empty in the main answer sheet😨😰😱See where you have reached in life inspite of those moments...things are not permanent...enjoy life! 😃😃Only for those who enjoyed their school life😂😂😂Top 10 Dialogue of teacher👉 If you are not interested then you may leave the class.👉 This class is worse than a fish market.👉 Are you here to waste your parents money? 👉 Tell me when you all have finished talking.👉 Why are u laughing? Come here n tell us we'll also laugh. 👉 Do you think teachers are fools to teach you?👉 Don't try to act oversmart with me.👉 Why do u come to school when you don't want to study.👉 The previous batch was 100 times better than yours.👉 If you want to talk then u may get out from the class.And the best one👉 You yes you... I am talking to you only, don't look back.. 😄😄...I'm sure that the last line made all of you remember and smile .This was our school days. The best part was that we used to have the most innocent face to show at that point..😂😂 #Repost if you miss your school life....😔

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.

Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!

Professor Google:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Somu: BA

Professor Google:For sodium?
Somu: NA

Professor Google:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Somu: BANANA

MIND BLOWING !!!!!

Teacher- Bcoz of d change in hormones a fruit get ripens
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falls off the tree
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Student- Poor Newton!

He thought its bcoz of Gravity !!!

Prof 2 Student:
What Is Attention Deficit
Hyperactive Disorder?

Student:
Jumbalakadi Bamba! Holsga
Volsga..

Professor: I Didn't Get You.

Student: Same Here Dude..!

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING

Exam is a way by crossing which,
A student enters into
New world of studies,
Experience and also
New world of friends.

Forgot me na..??

Enjoying wid ur frnz so much that u actually forgot me....!


But I promse i'll meet u very soon, just wait
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Urs Lovingly
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University Exam..! :)

Student's life:-

Whole year:

DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA..

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Last 2 days b 4 exam:

SHIRDI WALE SAI BABA AAYA HAI TERE DARR PE...

n Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi
Questions nikalta hai!!

EXAMS OFFER
Take a SLIP to the EXAM HALL & show it to ur nearest TEACHER & WIN a FREE TRIP 2 PRINCIPAL's room & Enjoy unlimited HOLIDAYS!!!!
Gud ni8!!!:-)

Latest Exam time song - 'subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de' Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o

4 things boys do in the Exam Hall :
1. Counting the teachers in their row
2. Counting the fans & tubelights
3. Eating their pen
4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.
4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And Just Write....
Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai…

‘Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door….

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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror.

Teacher :what happened in 1869 ?
Sardar : I don't know .
Teacher :stupid gandhiji was born ! Now tell what happened in 1873 ?
Sardar :gandhiji was 4 year old .

Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se:
Ye University Kaisi hai..?

Chokidaar:
Zabardast...!
Mainey M.B.A yahin kiya
Aur
Foran Nokri be Mil gayi

Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,
Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,
Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?
Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”
Tchr: Kaun kon si?
Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

Techer : 2mrow Thr Wil B A Lectur
On Sun Every1 Mst Attend It.
Kid : No Mam I Wil Not B Able 2 Attend It
T : Why
Kid : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Farr

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

GOLU Gadhe p baith k College jata tha
FINAL YEAR Me Vo FAIL HO GYA OR PHIR paidal College jane lga
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Qki Gadhe ki graduation Complete ho gyi thi