What is life? I don’t know
When nothing goes right, go left
Life is too short to remove USB safely
Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard
After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
My life is very complicated drinking game
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth
I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode