dialogues for cast: Deven Verma

Ek din woh aaisa hungama karega aur unka blood pressure itna bad jayega ... ki sirf pressure hoga, blood nahi hoga

Insaan apni umar se, apne aaude se chota bada ho sakta hai ... lekin haqeeqat mein insaan apni bahaduri se, apne kaam se chota bada hota hai

Atyachari, durachari ... tu jaanta hai main hoon bal-brahmachari

Mujhpe aaisa aarop ... ab dekh mera prakop

Tum kya samajhte ho kanoon koi khilona hai, mujrimon ke samne bauna hai? ... arre ab toh wohi hoga joh hona hai

Makaan tha kabhi, ab khandar viran lagta hai ... tera thopda Panipat ka maidan lagta hai

Isko din mein dikh gaya tara ... kya kheench ke chaata mara

Zamanat ho nahi sakti, shanivar ko itvar ko ... main kisi ko chhod nahi sakta, na dost ko na yaar ko

Agar tumhare ishq ko koi laal jhanda dikhayega ... yakeen karo yeh ghalib unko dhanda dikhayega

Pajame ne kaha dhoti se ... bane hum dono ek dhaage se ... farak agar hai hum mein toh sirf itna ... tu khulti peeche se, main aage se

Jab tak chance rahega baki ... main nahi bandwaonga rakhi

Chand ki thandak bhi hai, ishq ki garmi bhi hai, farsh ki sakti bhi hai, jism ki narmi bhi hai ... thodi besharmi bhi hai

Kar liya bahut kuch maine ab aur kuch karne ko jee chahta hai ... maar diya bahuton ko maine, ab marne ko jee chahta hai

Duniya mein ek hi Majnu hai, duniya mein ek hi Laila hai ... ek haath mein glass pakado, doosre haath mein thaila hai

Log phoolon ki khushboo ko bhool jaate hai lekin kaanton ki chuban ko nahi bhoolte

Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

Yeh kahan le aaye kaptan ... nazar aata nahi koi makan ... sirf kabristan kabristan

Bhagwan jisse kisi kaam ke liye pehda nahi karta na ... usse seth bana deta hai

Joh kabhi nahi daantte ... woh bahut sakht daantte hai

Begam tum hi toh mere Tansen ka tambura ho na ... joh har waqt mere dil mein bajta rehta hai

Duniya mein joh apni hasti bhool jaata hai ... duniya bhi uski hasti bhool jaati hai

Taar is majnoon ka aaya mujhe Holland se ... Sonia ji sair karke aa gayi England se

Humse poocho ki haqeeqat kya hai ... tum jisse apni mohabbat de do, usko daulat ki zaroorat kya hai

Poocha unse ishq kiya kya yeh koi paap hai ... usne kaha chup raho tere peeche khada mere baap hai

Tata aur Bata ko kabhi ghata nahi hua

Yaar ki mehfil mein kab ki patt chuki gandheriyan ... jhadoo lekar aaye hai shayad uthane bediyan

Dil ka sauda mehanga ho ya sasta ho ... yaar ke lab se gaali khalo baansi ho ya khasta