dialogues for cast: Fardeen Khan

Dosti mein ek doosre ka fayda dekha jaata hai ... fayda uthaya nahi jaata

Kabhi kabhi do kahaniyan judh jaati hai aur ek nayi kahani banti hai ... aur kabhi ek hi kahani mein kahi choti choti kahaniyan chupi hoti hai ... lekin badi ho ya choti ... har kahani mein kahi chote chote modh, pal aur maiyne hote hai ... aur inhi se har kahani judhti hai, mudti hai, banti hai aur badti hai

Kuch rishte apni marzi se bante hai, kuch ban jaate hai ... lekin unka khayal hum mein hi rakhna padta hai ... unhe paalna padta hai ... so that they can grow

Joh nazar aata hai ... woh hamesha sach nahi hota

Mutra mukti karke aaon?

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa ... aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar ... I scream then you scream

Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya ... misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya

Ek mahine se toh hai sookha, na jaane kahan saavan ki chhadi hai ... andar khatiya padi hai, bahar khatiya khadi hai

Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota ... toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta

Tu jab bhi aaise hasa hai ... hum mein se koi na koi phasa hai

Maane ki kasai se dosti karne se murgi nahi bachti ... par kasai apna dost ho toh kam se kam pyar se murgi toh katti hai

Aapka dimaag cassette ki tarah dono taraf chalta hai ... A side bhi, B side bhi

Har insaan achcha hota hai ... waqt usse bura banata hai

Bura waqt aur purane paap ... insaan ko hamesha dhoond hi lete hai

Main maarta jaonga ... tu harta jayega

Mohabbat mein hum jeeye hai jeeyenge ... woh honge koi aur marr jaane waale

Kahani ke anth mein sab thik ho jaata hai ... aur thik na ho toh samjho kahani khatam nahi hui

Kai baar logon ke liye yeh faisla karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... ki hamara dil bada hai yah hamara bungla

Ghar se door raho toh ehsaas hota hai ... maa kya hoti hai, ghar waale kya hote hai

Hello Mrs. Agarkar ... we all know you love purana cricketer Gavaskar ... but we are very very sorry to tell you there is no one greater than apna Sachin Tendulkar

Maa ke haath sirf aashirwad dene ke liye hote hai ... maafi mangne ke liye nahi

Pyar kya hota hai kisi ko seekhna ho toh ... Hindustanio se seekhe

Aadmi agar achche mann aur lagan se kaam kare ... toh nothing is impossible

Kabhi kabhi koi baat hum mein galat lagti hai ... aur kuch samay baad wohi hum mein sahi lagti hai

Zakhm gehra ho yah mamuli ... ab toh har zakhm achcha lagne laga hai

Haisiyat shakhsiyat se banti hai

Humko aata hi nahi maut se darna yaaron ... hum toh toofan ko samajhte hai khilona yaaron

Aurat ke pyar ko kabhi seene mein itni jagah mat do ... ke dil ke liye dhadakna mushkil ho jaye