dialogues for cast: Govinda

Gas ke cylinder mein aur unke calendar mein ... dono mein aag hi aag hove hai

Din mein vaade karte hai, raat mein jagte hai ... darr yeh hai ke aapke iraade mujhe nek nahi lagte hai

Nazaron ke ojhal bhai aur pardesi ki lugaai ... kabhi bhi bhigad sakte hai

I don't know what is this funda ... once my heart was so thanda ... jab paas aayi yeh hottie ... now love is god, I am uska banda

Tere husn ki laali mane deewana bana rahi hai ... jahan dekh raha hoon tu hi tu nazar aa rahi hai

Bachon ke liye toy aur jawan ke liye enjoy ... must hai

Umar aur mohabbat ka toh choli daman ka saath hove hai ... umar rangeen ho jave hai toh mohabbat namkeen ho jave hai

Umar toh kasrat karne ki hoti hai ... hasrat karne ki nahi hoti hai ... aazmana hai toh ab bhi aazma sakti hai ... aur shamma jab tak bhujti nahi aag laga sakti hai

Yeh kaisi ghatna ghat rahi hai ... bina karan phat rahi hai

Classical song aur staff ki maang ... sun'na chahiye

Sharam toh stree ka gehna hai ... tabhi toh tune yeh sab pehna hai

Jin gharon ki dehleez pe bahut shor hota hai ... unka charcha har ore hota hai

Manne erotic kahani aur sharmati jawani ... ghani bhave hai

Gharon ki khidki ho, parde ho ya gate ho ... ya phir shaadi ki date ho ... maare se pooche sivay fix nahi hoti hai

Yeh post bahut hi badi hai ... kyun ki yeh management aur staff ke beech ki kadi hai

Tum log barsaat ke un kaale badalon ki tarah ho joh ekkhatta ho jaye toh suraj ko bhi dhak dete hai ... lekin kataye baarish ho jaye, dhuaan ho jaoge ... suraj toh yahin rahega

Pyar mein dara nahi jaata ... pyar mein toh kuch kara jaata hai

Rajasthan mein oonth chalta hai par kisi ka jhoot nahi chalta

Kya kadardano se yeh mehfil khali hai ... na kahin seeti na kahin taali hai

Tu jaaye toh woh aaye ... woh aaye toh ho jaaye

Abhe kabab mein haddi ... chhed wali chaddi

Besharam gende ki behaya khaal ... bina pancho ki chaupal

Jawani mein aise pyar bhare kaand karne chahiye ... varna bhudape mein Ganga mein jaake dhoyenge kya

We all start from zero ... take a right decision ... be a hero

Joh goliyan chalate hai woh gaaliyan nahi dete

Thoda sa muskurao toh tasveerein achi ho jaati hai ... har haal mein muskurate raho toh zindagi toh achi ho hi jayegi

(Abhe kaun hai be tu?) ... Sachon ke saath sacha hoon, achon ke saath acha hoon ... aur kanoon ki woh maa jiski aankhon pe patti bandi hai, us hi ka aankhon wala bacha hoon

Haathon ki lakeeron pe ghamand mat kar ... taqdeerein unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye

Naam pooche se pehle diaper toh pehan lo ... saaf kya tumhara baap karega

Na saboot dhoondta hoon, na gawah dhoondta hoon ... mujrim nazar aa jaye toh chane ki tarah bhoonta hoon

Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon