dialogues for cast: Gulshan Grover

Bachpan mein khilono ka shauk chalta hai ... jawani mein agar khilono se bahut pyar ho jaaye na toh aadmi bachpane par utar aata hai

Zindagi mein sabse badi khushi tab milti hai ... jab aapki country ka flag shaan se lehra raha hota hai

Jahan na pahunche rail gaadi wahan pahunche bail gaadi ... jahan na pahunche bail gaadi wahan pahunche Marwadi

There's a difference between a sport and a game

Luca good, Luca bad, Luca not ugly ... baat yaad rehti hai usse pichli

Apne dhande mein havas chalti hai ... ishq nahi chalta

Jurm karne waale saanp mujhe nevala kehte hai ... aur saanp ki khushboo mujhe bahut door se aa jaati hai

Bewakoof kahin ke yahi toh maar khate hai ... karne se pehle hi sab kuch bol dete hai ... aur hum kar dete hai ... pata bhi nahi chalta

Champagne ko sharaab kehkar champagne ki insult mat karo

Zindagi football game se kam thodi hai .... problems ko tackle karo, darr ko block karo, goal ko score karo ... that's life

Chand ko todh doonga, suraj ko phod doonga ... agar tu haan kehde, toh pehle waali ko chhod doonga

Humko toh aata hai dil lagana ... bas nahi aata hai door bhagana

Kitna bhi bhaag lo ... gham, yaadein aur karza peecha nahi chhodte

Sara chali gaye jaane de ... tujhe pyar chahiye kahin aur se aane de

Jab shaadi ko kuch saal ho jaate hai na ... toh usse chalane ke liye do ki nahi, teen ki zaroorat hoti hai

Khaadi pehenne se achche achchon ke paap dhul gaye

Hum sirf khelne ke liye nahin ... jeetne ke liye aaye hain

Sar jhukane ka anjaam ... sar katane se kitna bura hota hai

Yeh ball ko hole mein dalta hai ... main life ko hole mein dalta hoon

By God, dil garden garden ho gaya!

Saare devtaon mein yamraj hi ek aaisa devta hai jiske naam ke baad bhi kuch nahi lagaya jaata ... na ji, na babu ... aur na hi uske naam ke pehle shri lagaya jaata hai ... kyun ki yamraj apne aap mein ek poora naam hai ... yamraj sirf yamraj hai

Sapna dekhne ka haq sabko hai ... lekin aaise sapne ki taraf mat bhaago joh tumhe khudkhushi ki taraf le jaye

Tumne kursi ko kabhi gaur se dekha hai ... kursi ke haath hote hai, paon hote hai, peeth hoti hai, magar kursi ka dil nahi hota ... yeh kursi dilwaalon ki nahi, jigar waalon ki rakhail hai

Upar ke yamraj ko hukum dena padta ki woh kisi ki zindagi ko maut mein badal de ... lekin zameen ka yeh yamraj kisi ke hukum ka intezar nahi karta ... woh khud maut ka faisla karta hai

Mere haath mein maut ki rekha hi nahi hai

Jurm aur dharam ka dhanda darr ke bal pe hi toh chalta hai

Mandiron mein beheta rahega parmeshwar ... ishwaron ka ishwar banega Rajeshwar

Dekh raha hai parmeshwar ... raj karega Rajeshwar

Mausam banata hai parmeshwar ... usse badalta hai Rajeshwar

Zindagi deta hai parmeshwar ... magar taqdeer likhta hai Rajeshwar

Mauka deta hai parmeshwar ... maut deta hai Rajeshwar

Zindagi ka mazaa toh khatte mein hi hai