dialogues for cast: Imran Khan

Yeh pyar ke pange hai ... is mein pyar se kuch nahi hota

You give dhyan ... I give gyan

Yeh Bambai hai ... yahan bolneka thank le aur vatak le

Bambai chalti do cheezon par hai ... ek luck, doosri local

Tujhe seekhne mein do janam lagenge ... mera paas ek hi hai

Jahan mile dost ko jughaad ... dosti ho gayi kabaad

Main ek din mein do galat kaam nahi karta

Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

Aadmi ki achchai dab sakti hai ... marr nahi sakti

Himmat ko aage badhne ke liye pairo ki zaroorat nahi hoti

Yeh zubaan ki chupi ... pyar ki puppy lene hi nahi degi

Khuda itni zehmat kar ... ke bandhe thodi rehmat kar

Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double

Andhar ki baat bolni ho ... toh bahar se sahi lagna chahiye

Aadmi ki zindagi ko swarg aurat banati hai ... aur aadmi ko swargwasi bhi aurat

Jaan se zyada yahan zubaan ki keemat hoti hai

Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai

Tujhe chaand de diya toh baki sab Eid kaise manayenge ... aur taare dilwa diye toh chaand akela padh jayega na

Pyar ke joh kisse hote hai ... bahut kam logon ke hisse hote hai

Tum woh mannat ho ... joh minnatein karke poori hoti hai

Logon ko jahan attack aata hai ... apne ko wahan pyar aa gaya hai

Dimaag jhoot par chal sakta hai ... par dil nahi

Apne dhande ki ek saying hai ... jahan teen ka tikda, wahan kaam bhigda

Naam apna bada na ho ... par humne kaam kabhi chote nahi kiye hai

Yeh Bambai hai ... aur yahan sapne us hi ke poore hote hai ... jinki aankhen khuli rehti hai

Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon

Dafan toh sabne hona hai ek din ... jeete ji dab gaya toh jeena mitti hai

Sachche dost aasoon ki tarah hote hai ... yahan dil udaas hua ... wahan woh aa gaye

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi

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