dialogues for cast: Ishrat Ali

Jaise zinda ko dani pani ka zaroorat hai na ... us hi tarah murde ka antim sanskar ke liye kharcha pani ka zaroorat hai

Phatte toh phatte par position na ghatte

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

Dushmani nikalne ke liye dost banana bahut zaroori hai ... aur peeth par chura bhaukne ke liye gale milna bahut zaroori hai

Badshah ki behen ho ya fakir ki beti ... ek na ek din aati hai mard ke neeche bajane ke liye seeti

Face Sonali, taange Raveena aur aankhen Karishma

Khada kar diya hai mera ... gusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai

Mera naam hai Lambu Aata ... saale ko doonga maut ka chaata

Supari ka sauda noton se nahin ... laashon se hoga

Roti hoti hai khane ke liye ... aur boti hoti hai chabane ke liye

Gundagiri aur netagiri dono ek hi baap ki do harami aulad hai

Chamdi ukhaadkar tera chehra bhigaad doonga ... tukde udaakar tere dal-dal mein gaad doonga

Begairat besharam bano, kisi se kabhi mat darro ... jab koi gaali de, jhi bharke hasso jhi bharke hasso

Bheenk mangni parti hain kanoon ke wafaadaron ko ... par maal khane ko milta hai desh ke gaddaron ko

Kuch is tarah se bhunne hain maine taqdeer ke dhaage ... achche achchon ko jhukna padta hai mere aage

Sar ka taj tedha ho ... toh rani, rani nahin kaani lagti hai

Mere peeche itne siyaasi haath hain ... jitne aapke sar pe baal bhi nahin honge

Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai

Yeh joh raajneeti hai na, yeh one day cricket match ki tarah hai ... is mein faisla kabhi kabhi aakhri gendh par hota hai

Ek baar teri file open ho gayi na ... toh sab kuch close ho jayega

Main sher ke mooh me haath dalkar uske pet se antariyan nikal leta hoon

Yeh woh shehar hai jahan sasta khoon aur mehanga pani hai ... apni pyaas bhujane ka hai toh apne aasoon se bhuja ... aasoon pee aur jee

Tujhe imaandari ki khujli lag gayi hai ... zindagi bhar khujate khujate mar jayega ... lekin haath tere kuch nahi aayega

Jab bete ki ghar mein shikayatein aane lage aur gaon mein charcha hone lage ... toh samjho beta jawan ho gaya

Ek murde ko kafan pehnane mein jitna time lagta hai na ... usse bhi kam time mein main tera vardi utaar sakta hai