dialogues for cast: Jagdeep

Mehnat se mile daulat toh Allah ki rehmat hai ... mile haraam ki toh shaitan ki laanat hai ... peeth par maarkar apno ke khanjar joh mile daulat ... arre woh laanat hai, woh laanat hai, woh laanat hai

Gaon mein hafte mein log bazaar lene aate hai ... yahan bazaar mein hafta lene aate hai

Tum log itna itna sa the talaab mein nange nahate the ... hum pakadkar bahar nikaalte the ... ab toh tum poore James Bond ho gaye ... saand ke saand ho gaye

Ek se bhale do, do se bhale chaar ... manzil apni door hai, aur rasta karna hai paar

Doodh pani ka yeh milan, Ganga Jamuna sangam ... agar Allahabad ke baad milega toh yahin milega

Tanki mein nahin tel ... toh bade se bada engineer fail

Jis manushya ka bank mein bahut rupaiya ho uske hridhay mein bhagwan hote hi nahi hai ... uske hridhay mein toh noton ki gaddiyan hoti hai jinse woh kabaddiyan khelta hai

Is ghar ko aag lag gayi ghar ke chirag se ... baat teri meri ban gayi tere dimaag se

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

Dulhan wohi joh piya mann bhaye ... aur dahej lekar aaye

Hum ladta nahi, ladwata hai ... hum karta nahi, karwata hai ... hum maarta nahi, marwata hai

Blessing in disguise ... makes man healthy, wealthy and wise

Paise ... aaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?

Pehla bacha abhi nahi ... do ke baad kabhi nahi

Nari gyan maha gyan hai ... iske bina sare gyan adhoore reh jaate hai ... is liye har mard ko chahiye ki is gyan ka poora poora adhyaan kare