dialogues for cast: Kamal Hassan

Main bardasht karna bhi jaanta hoon aur saans lena bhi jaanta hoon

Yeh toh trailer hai ... sari ki sari shooting karti toh puri video library bhar jaati

Kanoon shaadi ko todh sakta hai ... pyar ko nahi

Chote teer ghaav gambhir ... bahut chubte hai

Devi devta naraaz ho jaye toh aadmi pareshan ho jaata hai ... lekin aadmi naraaz ho jaye toh devi devta parwah hi nahi karte

Jab pyar ki aag ek baar jalti hai ... toh woh kabhi nahi bujhti

Gareebon ko naukri se nikaal nikaal ke amir log thak jayenge ... magar uparwala naukri dete dete kabhi nahi thakega

Ujhde hue gulshan mein dekho aaj kaliyan khil gayi ... ek ko chahte the hum aur do do mil gayi

Mera dil us mandir ki tarah hai jis mein ek baar joh murti bitha di jaati hai ... zindagi bhar ussi ki pooja ki jaati hai

Shaadi do jismon ka mel nahi ... do aatmaon ka milan hai

Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge ... ek naya itihaas banayenge ... aur agar hum na mil paye toh ... toh bhi ek naya itihaas banayenge

Yeh dard nahi zehar hai ... jise main na andhar pee sakta hoon ... na bahar ugal sakta hoon

Prem ki raah hoti hi hai aaisi ... raasta jitna lamba hota hai ... rahi utne nasdeek ho jaate hai