dialogues for cast: Kartik Aaryan

Joh mard apni pasandeeda aurat ke liye qurbani na de ... woh mard, mard nahi hota

Koi bolta hai think about the future ... koi kehta hai past ke hisaab se chalo ... main maanta hoon, be in the moment

Maa baap ke saath aur aashirwad ke bina, koi bhi love story poori ho hi nahi sakti

Yeh ladkiyon ko laddu bahut pasand hote hai kya ... vaise tum log har jagah feminism ke jhande gaadhte rehte ho ... mardon se kandhon se kandha mila kar chalne ki baat karte rehte ho ... par chivalry ki expectations phir bhi rakhte ho ... ladies first, pulling out chairs, opening doors ... dono haathon mein laddu chahiye kya

Jab baat apno aur sapno mein chun'ne ki ho ... toh jeet hamesha apno ki hi honi chahiye

Khana hamesha ache vichaaron aur ache logon ke saath baith kar khana chahiye ... varna hazam nahi hota

Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein bade bade kaand macha deti hai

Kisse, kahaniyan, charche, dastaan ... adhoore ishq ke hi hote hai

Jabhi bhi samne se archan aaye toh ghabrane ka nahi ... himmat lagake kood jane ka ... kyun ki koodoge tabhi kuch paaoge

Bacha toh pyar ki tarah hota hai ... karna nahi chahiye, ho jana chahiye ... toh itna zor se pyar karo ki bacha khud-ba-khud ho jaye

Offer acha ho yah bura ... jab koi na bolta hai toh uska matlab na hi hota hai ... aur jab ek ladki no bolti hai toh uska matlab definitely no hota hai

Tune khilone maange, tujhe khilone ki dukaan mili ... tune chutte maange, tujhe credit card mila ... tune dhood maanga, tujhe kheer mili woh bhi almond milk wali ... bhai isse kehte hai nepotism

Sach bolunga toh sirf ussi waqt darunga ... lekin agar jhooth bolunga toh jab tak pakda nahi jaata tab tak darta rahunga

Jab baat family pe aaye ... toh discussion nahi karte ... action karte hai

Aana toh poori tarah aana ... ya toh aana hi mat

No but, no why ... free free bird and blue blue sky

Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

Jaati na poocho saadu ki, pooch lijiye gyaan ... mol karo talwar ka, pada rehan do myaan

Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai

Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai

India mein guest aur pest aise hi kabhi bhi kahin pe bhi aa jaate hai

Love at first sight thoda faltu type concept hi lagta hai ... but tumse ho sakta hai

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai

Abhe tu Titanic waali ko dekh le ... chal maana ki lakdi pe ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi ... toh pandra-pandra minute ki baari nahi le sakte the

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

Tum meri maa ko manipulative bolo ... koi tension nahi ... maine tumhari maa ko zara sa touchy ka bol diya ... itni touch ho jaati hai ki, by god hafton tak touch karne ko na mile