dialogues for cast: Kulbhushan Kharbanda

Mauka intezar nahi karta ... joh mauke par hota hai, mauka usich ko milta hai

Tu mooh se bolega toh kuch hi logan sunenge ... balla bolega toh sari duniya ko sunna padega

Bandook sirf inteqam lena jaanti hai

Inteqam se sirf inteqam pehda hota hai

Jab tak hum apne inteqam se azaad nahi ho jaate ... tab tak koi azaadi hum mein azaad nahi kar sakti

Log Mumbai ko sapno ka shehar kehte hai ... yahan par har ek ke sapne poore hote hai

Haq jamane waale se bada hota hai ... farz nibhane waala

Kundli ladka ladki ki nahi ... saas aur ladki ki milani chahiye

Insaan ki parak Hindu Musalman se nahi ... insaaniyat se hoti hai ... aur wohi sabse bada mazhab hai

Gori chamdi waale apne baap ke sagge nahi hote

Dhajjiyan udda do in firangiyon ki ... udda do dhajjiyan!

Karm ka dhaaga pehenne ke liye ... hum dharm ka dhaaga nahi todh sakte

Maine usse kitna yaad kiya ... yeh toh meri yaadash ko bhi yaad nahi

Insaan jhoot bol sakta hai ... lekin uske ungliyon ke nishaan jhoot nahi bol sakte

Yeh daur patthar khane waale Majnu ka nahi ... yeh daur us aashiq ka hai joh apni mehbooba ke liye seene par goliyan kha jaye

Jab apne hi ghar mein ghumshuda naujawan ladka tanhaiyon sargoshiyan karta dikhai de ... jab kisi se baat karte hue uske alfaaz uska saath dene se inkar karde ... kisi ki yaad uski masroofiyat ban jaaye toh samjho ... he is in love

Mummy daddy meri shaadi karva rahe hai ... Sunday ko ladke waale ghar aa rahe hai ... meri baraat mein tum bhi aao ... koi pyara sa tofha lao ... jee na jalao

Tere paap toh itne ghinone hai ... ki daya ka sagar bhagwan bhi tujhe maaf karne se pehle do baar sochega

Agar tumne khoon se khelne ki koshish ki ... toh khoon ki dhara tumhare shareer se bahegi ... mere shareer se nahi

Marte toh sirf bekasoor hai ... kusoorwar toh hamari tarah aaish karte hai

P.C. Mathur jisse dushmani karta hai ... uski jhadon ko khood kar hamesha ke liye khatam kar deta hai

Adalat toh sirf saboot par faisla karti hai

Nikal ja nahi toh tukdon mein bhijwa doonga tujhe

Log kehte hai teen din baad mehmaan shaitan dikhai deta hai

Hamesha akal ki jeet nahi hoti ... kabhi kabhi akal taqat ke shikanje mein aa jati hai

Main unko yunhi nahi maar daloonga ... bahut khel khelke maaronga ... jaise billi chuhon ko maarti hai

Tum logon ko haarna hi tha aur mujhko jeetna hi tha ... is liye ke yeh baazi dono taraf se main hi khel raha tha

Yeh zahreeli gas dheere dheere mehfil ko aur rangeen banati rahegi

Shakaal ke haath mein jitne patte hote hai ... utne hi patte uski aasteen mein bhi hote hai

Ajeeb janwar hai ... kitna bhi khaye bhookha hi rehta hai