dialogues for cast: Kunal Khemu

Darr ki pahunch na bahut solid hoti hai ... kisi ko dil pe effect karti hai ... kisi ko dimaag pe ... aur kisi ko seedha taango ke beech

Badle mein hamesha do kabarein khodni padti hai ... jis mein ek apni khudki hoti hai

Ishq ki galiyan badi geeli hoti hai ... aksar aashiq phisalkar mooh ke bal girta hai

Ishq ka andhapan akal ke darwaje band kar deta hai

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar

Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

Khuli aankhon se dekhta hoon kyun khwaab aaj kal ... uske chehre se kyun hai gulaab aaj kal

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi

Pyar ke bagair mar marke jeene se achcha hai ... ke kuch hi pal pyar mein jeeke mar jaao

Dheere dheere pyar ko badhana hai aur hadh se guzar jaana hai ... pyar, mohabbat, dosti, I don't know ... lekin woh joh hadh se guzar jaane waala part hai na ... woh ho jayega

Jab bhi hum mein lagta hai ki hamare paas koi rasta nahi hai ... toh us waqt bhi hamare paas koi na koi rasta zaroor hota hai

Tumhari jaisi ladki ke saath koi do teen din nahi bita sakta ... poori zindagi bita sakta hai

Love is loveless ... I am jobless

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

Kamyaabi ki bhi ek keemat hai

Harne ka risk lekar jeetne mein ... mujhe zyada maaza aata hai

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

Pahadon pe sunrise dekhne jaisa aur samundar kinare sunset dekhne jaisa aur kuch nahi hai

Zindagi badi cheezon se nahi ... balki chote chote lamhon ko sametkar banti hai

Aapki pehchaan woh nahi hoti joh koi aur aapko de ... aapki pehchaan woh hoti hai joh koi aapse le na sake

Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai