dialogues for cast: Madhavan

Munh todne ke liye mutthi band karna zaroori hai ... we must infiltrate the very core of terrorism in Pakistan ... taaki woh Bharat ke khilaaf agar neend mein bhi soche na ... toh unke khwaab mein bhi hum behte nazar aane chahiye

Bahut saal pehle kisi ne mujhse kaha tha ... pados mein rehte hai, godde-bhar ka zor laga lo ... bigaad lo joh bigaad sakte ho ... bigaadne ka waqt aa gaya hai

Kismat ki sabse khoobsurat aadat pata hai kya hai ... woh waqt aane pe badalti hai

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Theoretically toh mujhe darna chahiye ... par practically mujhe dar lag nahi ra

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

Bachcha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

Koi bhi desh perfect nahin hota ... usse behtar banana padta hai

Bhere izz my passport and biza

Jeevan mein kabhi kabhi aaisa waqt aata hai ... jab aapko apne zindagi mein sabse pyari cheez aur zimmedariyo ke beech mein chunana padta hai

To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

Badi cheezon ki keemat kabhi choti nahi hua karti

Agar sawaal mere gaane ka nahi tumhare naam ka hai, toh tum dushman ho ... agar kadar mere phan ki nahi tumhare vaade ki hai, toh tum dushman ho ... agar mera muqaddar tumhare reham ka mohtaj hai, toh tum dushman ho ... mujhe tumhare kandhe par pair rakh kar apna kadh badane ka koi shaunk nahi

Pyar do logon ko ek karta hai ... alag nahi

America mein insaan phone itsamaal karte karte dead ho jaye ... lekin lines dead nahi hoti

Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai

Jab kisi ladki se pyar ho jata hai na ... toh dil ke channel pe bas ek hi program chalta hai ... "Just Mohabbat"

Yahan mila hai ... ab zindagi mein aage kabhi mat milna

Galat waqt par, galat wajah se, galat jagah pe tune haath uthaya

Kuch mulaqatein yaadein chhod jaati hai ... aur kuch vaade ... aur kuch aaisi bhi hoti hai, jinke hone se ek nahi shuruvat ka ehsaas hota hai

Ek ladki dekhi bilkul bijli ki tarah ... one flash ... ek chamak aur main apna dil kho behta ... mujhe lagta hai mujhe us ladki se behad pyar ho gaya hai ... bas ab ek hi tamanna hai ... rehna hai uske dil mein

Kayi baar humein apno ki bhalayi ke liye unse sach chupana padta hai ... jhoot bolna padta hai ... par aisa jhoot life mein sau sach se bhi zyada sacha hota hai, kyun ki uski neeyat sachi hoti hai