dialogues for cast: Mahesh Manjrekar

Aadmi uske kaam se nahi ... uski soch se bada hota hai

Jungle mein sannate ka matlab jungle mein sher hai ... aur log khauf se jungle jaate nahi ... magar sher jab jungle chhodkar khule-aam shehar mein shikaar karne lagta hai ... toh poora shehar usse maarne ke liye khada ho jaata hai

Agar zindagi mein aage badna chahte ho na ... toh do baatein yaad rakho ... tumhe kaun chahiye aur usse kya chahiye

Jab khone ke liye kuch nahi hota na ... toh paane ko poori duniya hoti hai

Bruce Lee se zyada zaroori ab life mein saheli hai

Surya kirano ke bina, khushboo hawa ke bina aur raja pradhaan ke bina adhoora hai

Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hoon ... par saaf sutre rehne ki gandi aadat hai mujhe

Mujhe ulloo banao ... ulloo samjho mat

Sher din mein athra ghante soota hai ... lekin jab jaagta hai tab sabko sula deta hai

Bina izzat ki bhaigiri ... matlab bina Meena Kumari ke Pakeezah

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine

Zubaan ka upyog mat karo ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Kyun taqleef utha rahe hai ... why are you lifting trouble?

Mera dil bada hai ... I have expanded my heart

Omar sharifon ki tarah behave karo

No if, no but ... keep your mouth shut!

Kabu rakh apni jawani pe ... full stop lag gaya kahani pe

Teri zindagi mein latke hue the itne angoor ... aur Roma tu pakad ke lai yeh langoor

Idhar bhi barbaadi, udhar bhi barbaadi ... arre bedardi tu karle is se shaadi

Tere har question ka agar dunga jawaab ... toh samajh le teri zindagi ho jayegi kharab

Pehle bath phir saath ... hum aur tum din raat, din raat, din raat

Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai

Na yeh Mussa marega, na mujhe jeene dega ... itna batade re mujhe, tu Mussa ki kitni supari lega

Achche log jaldi upar jaate hai ... achcha hua main achcha nahi hua

Yahan rahoge toh saans lene mein taqleef hogi ... jahan bhej raha hoon wahan saans lene ki zaroorat nahi padegi

Dhoondi sari duniya, dhoonde sare khopche ... kahan chupa hai re tu Mussa, Sultan se bachke

Apne dhande mein rishtey paalna achcha nahi hota ... zindagi ki kishtein kam ho jaati hai

Achcha hua sanam hum bewafaa nikle ... wafaadar toh kutte hote hai