dialogues for cast: Aamir Khan

Mardon aur husbands ki height kitni bhi ho ... unka ego sau foot ka hai

Zindagi gol-gappe jaisi haundi hai ... pet bhale hi bhar jave, mann nahi bharta

Tyuadi zarooratein poori hon de vaad bhi, joh bhi tyvanu milta hai ... samajh lena Waheguru ne woh tyvanu kisi aur de vaaste ditta hai

Jootey bande da identity card haunda hai ... bande de chehre se kam, te udhe jooton se zyada pata chalta hai ki woh kaisa banda hai

Hindustani aadmi ka imaan koi paan supari nahi ki khaya aur thook diya ... dushman ki gardan pakad leta hai yeh imaan ... aur tab tak nahi chhodta jab tak ki dushman ke pran na nikal jaaye

Insaan ko hamesha dhoke ki umeed rakhni chahiye ... do hi cheezein pakki hai ... dhoka aur maut ... sabhi ko zindagi mein kam se kam ek baar toh naseeb hoti hi hai

Tum jaise talented bache hote hai na woh sode mein is bubbles ki tarah hote hai ... ek ke baad ek woh aise hi upar aate hai ... apne aap ... unhe koi nahi rok sakta

Medal laane ke liye support koi na deta ... par medal na mile toh gaali sab dete hai

Sirf body banane se koi pehalwan nahi ban jaata ... pehalwani joh hai na, woh khoon mein hoti hai

Kehne ko toh ek round sirf do minute ka hota hai ... par socha jaave toh do minute mein 120 second hote hai ... us ek second ka intezar kar jab samne wala galati kare

Dangal ladne se pehle dar se ladna padta hai

Apni matti ki hamesha izzat karna ... kyun ki jitni izzat tum matti ki karogi ... utni hi izzat matti se tumhe milegi

Medalist pedh pe nahi ughte ... unhe banana padta hai ... pyar se, mehnat se, lagan se

Gold toh gold hota hai ... chhora lave ya chhori

Agar silver jeeti toh aaj nahi toh kal log tanne bhool javenge ... gold jeeti toh misaal ban javegi ... aur misaalein di jaati hai beta, bhooli nahi jaati

Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai

Lul ho gayi humri life

Ek baar gaya hoon moon pe ... bahut hi lul place hai

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

Iyaan toh bolte kuch hai aur matbal kuch aur nikalta hai

Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

Apne bhagwan ki raksha karna band karo ... nahi toh is gola mein insaan nahi sirf joota reh jayega

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Kaun Hindu, kaun Musalman ... thappa kidhar hai dikha ... ye farak bhagwan nahi tum log banaya hai ... aur yahi is gola ka sabse danger wrong number hai

Humra gola par log jhoot nahi bolta hai

Hoshyari, tarkieb aur dokha ... teeno mil jaaye toh log usse jadoo samajhte hai

Maskarre ka khel dhokhe ka khel hota hai ... jis mein audience ko lagta hai ki jeet unki ho rahi hai ... lekin jeette hum hai, hamesha

Bande hain hum uske, hum pe kiska zor ... umeedo ke suraj, nikle chaaron aurr ... iraade hai fauladi, himmati har kadam ... apne haatho kismat likhne, aaj chale hain hum

Joh chuaka udhte hue jaaye ... usse chakka kehte hai