dialogues for cast: Nawazuddin Siddiqui

Phatne se phele agar phatne wale ki na phatte ... toh phir kya fateh

Marathi manus ghaati hoga lekin ghatiya nahi

Mere hisaab se do hi loktantra hai ... ek woh jis mein sehna hai, chup rehna hai ... ya woh jis mein sehna nahi hai, kehna hai

Bheekh maange se acha hai gunda banke apna haq cheenna

Aaj ke doobte huye suraj ke andhere se main nahi darta ... kal ka ughta hua suraj aasman ko phir se kesariya bana dega

Aadmi ki taqat aur uski himmat, uski chaati kitne inch ki hai isse tay nahi ki jaati ... uski taqat hoti hai uske dimaag mein

Jis rang ki goli mujhe chhuke guzregi ... woh rang is desh se hamesha ke liye mitt jayega

Main sahi hoon ya galat iska faisla aap nahi desh ki janta karegi ... kyun ki sabse upar main ek hi adalat ko maanta hoon ... aur woh hai janta ki adalat

Wife shakti ... husband sehanshakti

There is no great genius without some touch of madness

Dil ko rashtriya khel ghoshit kar dena chahiye ... sab khelte hai iske saath

Jaan dene ki cheez nahi hai ... lene ki hoti hai

Pabandi hi bagavat ki shuruvaat hai

Ek din naak mein nakel daalke kheench ke leke jaaunga tujhe main yahan se

Raees ka aur mera rishta bada ajeeb hai ... paas reh nahi sakta aur saala door jaane nahi deta

Insaan ki raakh se uski kundli nikaal leta hoon

(Bhagwan har jagah nahi hota hai) ... Issi liye toh usne maa banayi hai

Aadmi toh karke bhool jaata hai par uska kiya kahin nahin jaata ... ghoomkar ek din uske samne zaroor aata hai

Bakch*di karna ek baat hai ... aur doosre ki aankh mein aankh daalke uske chaati mein goli daagna doosri baat hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

Free mein thodi na maarenge ... ek ek ka paisa mila hai

Hum toh outsourcing karte hai ... yamraj ke liye

Bade police waale ki aankh mein aankh daalke baat karne ka mazaa hi zabardast hota hai

Banda joh hai na, ishq joh hai Katrina Kaif se kar sakta hai ... Mohammad Kaif se nahi

Sharaab pilane wala banda acha hota hai ... lekin zaroorat se zyada sharaab pilane wala?

Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage

Kafan mein pocket nahi hota aur upar account transfer nahi hota

Khel koi bhi ho ... hum gareeb log ya toh jeette hai ... ya seekhte hai ... haarte kabhi nahi

Jeet mein toh har aadmi saath deta hai ... saathi toh woh hai joh haar mein bhi saath de

Itna pyar karte hai, itna pyar karte hai tohra ke ... itna ki koi pahad rok na sake ... itna ke aasmaan mein samaa na sake ... itna ki koi soch bhi na sake

Jab tak todenge nahi ... tab tak chhodenge nahi

Tohar ko itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai, itna chahte hai ... kitna chahte hai ka batayen ... seena cheer ke dikhayen Bajrangbali jaisa?

Shandar, zabardast, zindabad!