dialogues for cast: Omi Vaidya

Din mein karobaar ... raat ko gharbaar

Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai

Usse dekhte hi dil mein sainkado ghantiya Dolby Digital mein bhajne lagi baar baar ... mil gaya mujhe mera life long pyar

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Pyar hai zaroori aur usse must hi manoonga ... last saans tak tujhe first main chahoonga

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat ishq hai, is mein meetha meetha risk hai ... yeh kaisa prem game hai, jis mein sab kuch toh fix hai ... dil ke aaine ko dekho, tera chehra us mein mix hai

Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar

Yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai ... kisi andhe insaan ka sapna hai, ek goonge ka geet hai ... yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam