dialogues for cast: Paresh Rawal

Sadiyon se chali aa rahi Bharat ki sabhyata ko baar baar duniya bhar ke logon ne khatam karne ki koshish ki ... lekin woh kabhi safal nahi rahe ... woh sabhyata aaj bhi barqaraar hai ... kyun ki Bharat ke rag-rag mein sanatan hai

Ab sawaal uthane padenge ... kyun ki ab agar sawaal nahi uthaye ... toh hamara itihaas aur hamara astitva, dono sawaal banke reh jayenge

Itihaas duniya ki sabse badi adalat hai

Teen cheezein hamesha badalti hai ... jeevan ki paristithi, calendar ki tithi, aur rajneeti

Doctor aur driver ko kabhi naraz nahi karna chahiye ... injection aur steering wheel agar galat ghuma diya na ... toh game over

Yeh swarg hai ... yahan tak pahuchne ke liye tujhe bahut punya karne padenge ya marna padega

Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye

Yeh zindagi ke highway pe bahut sari gaadiyan daudti rehti hai ... tu kisi ko rokega toh ruk jayegi ... lift maangega toh mil jayegi ... aur jagah nahi hogi na toh bhi adjust karke bhita denge ... lekin yeh joh family wali gaadiyan hoti hai na ... woh saale rokte nahi hai ... lift bhi nahi milti hai ... jagah hogi toh bhi andar behetne nahi denge

Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag

Baat pakki ... dulha nakki ... beti lucky

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

Yeh Hindustan ab chup nahi behtega ... yeh naya Hindustan hai ... yeh ghar mein ghusega bhi aur maarega bhi

Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise ... toh mushkil ko mauka bana aur maar de chauka

Gujarati hai na andar se ban'na padta hai, andar se ... koi khaadi pehan'ne se Gandhi nahi banta aur bhes badalne se koi Gujarati nahi banta

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

Ladki ki zindagi mein teen cheez bahut zaroori hoti hai ... look, book and cook

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

Har Gujarati ke liye dhanda dharam ke samaan hota hai

Har jawan ladki ke baap ki soch outdated hi hoti hai

Tooti huyi gaadiyon ki marammat ho sakti hai ... toote huye rishton ki marammat karna bahut mushkil hota hai

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai

Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai

Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega

Bal se kiya hua kaam balaatkar hota hai

Tu shaitaan ki aulaad hai, gadhe da bateeja hai ... tere maa baap ki galti ka nateeja hai

Pant pe gira pani aur phisli huyi jawani bada badnaam karti hai

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad

Dharam se zyada kuch bhi nahi bikta is duniya mein

Ek kalakaar kabhi bhi businessman nahi ban sakta ... aur ek businessman kabhi kalakaar nahi ban sakta

Dimaag jitna thanda ... badla utna meetha

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai