dialogues for cast: Prakash Raj

Khoon se likhi huyi kahani hai yeh, siyahi se nahi badegi ... agar aage badana hai toh phir se khoon hi maangegi

Maathe pe bindiya, aankhon mein kajal ... yeh hoti hai ladki pagal

Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree

Main toh apna blood samjha tha ... tu toh blood cancer nikla

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai

Waqt ka pata nahi chalta hai apno ke saath ... lekin apno ka pata chal jaata hai waqt ke saath

Aadmi khatam ... lalach khatam

Shak jab tak kam hai toh theek hai ... bimaari ban jaaye toh musibat khadi kar deta hai

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

Jiska haath kandhe par ho ... wahi gardan tak aasani se pahunchta hai

Chicken aur chicks ... the two "Meows" of life

Agar good news nahi suna ... toh tera family bad news sunega

Lalach khatam ... tarakki khatam

Yahan se uthe toh seedhe gaon chale jaana ... kyun ki har baar taqdeer mein hospital nahi hoga

Itna khoon ka aasoon rulayenge tumko ... ki zindagi khatam ho jayega ... aasoon nahi

Jiska danda ooncha ... uska janda ooncha

Hum Bhudev hai ... bhooton ka dev!

Jab haath kaatne ka waqt aayega na ... toh tumko haath uthane ka mauka bhi nahi milega

Ishq aur mushq chupaye chupta nahi ... baar baar dekhi adayein Rajjo ki, dil bharta nahi

Lady agar pasand aa jaaye toh pehle chaati pe lagao, mann behlao ... jee bhar jaaye toh uske pairon mein ghunghroo bandvao aur paise kamao

Bank balance jitna thanda hai ... bheja utna garam rehta hai tera

Maut se kiski rishtedari hai ... kabhi na kabhi meri, lekin kal teri baari hai

Sur Mohammed Rafi ka hai ki nahi ... power Muhammad Ali ka hai

Bada khiladi hai na tu ... toh khel bhi bada hi hoga tere saath

Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Arre 'V' 'O' ... tumcha aaicha gho

Tere is post ka post mortem kar sakta hoon main ... abhi ke abhi ... zameen ke neeche rhenge waale keede jaisi haalat kar sakta hoon main teri ... abhi ke abhi ... aaisa interior decoration karoonga idhar ka, police station kam shamshan zyada lagega ... abhi ke abhi

Ab tu marne se pehle hazaar baar marega

Maar do phek do ... biryani banake khalo

Ghanta! Ghanta! ... mera kuch bighadoge tum log

Music system bajta hai ... aur mera system bajata hai