dialogues for cast: Abhishek Bachchan

Bowling mein bhi partnership hoti hai ... kabhi kabhi over mein joh wicket girta hai woh pichle over ke diye huye dhakke ki wajah se girta hai

Zindagi jab munh pe darwaza bandh karti hai ... tab usse kholna nahi todna padta hai

Yeh life na logic ka khel nahi hai ... yeh life magic ka khel hai

Body mein daru kam hoga na toh marne ke baad jalane ke liye bahut lakdi lagega ... bahut pedh kaatna padega ... global warming hoga ... so mother nature aur unke bachon ko surakshit rakhne ke liye at the time of death body mein full daru hona chahiye ... bas ek maachis ki teeli, boom ... eco-friendly antim sanskar

Dekhne walon ke liye sport khel hai ... lekin khelne walon ke liye sport ka matlab hai sacrifice

Loser kya mehsoos karta hai, I know ... I also want to know winners kya mehsoos karte hai

Bhaiyon mein kya protocol jab dil mein laga ho fevicol

Pada likha jaat ... solah dooni aath ... so don't be smart

Ithihaas se na seekhne wale khud ithihaas ho jaate hai

Shiksha bhagwan se hamari takkar hai ... kyun ki woh chahta tha ki hum usse takkar dein ... usne koi manual dekar humein dharti par nahi bheja tha ... humne karke seekha hai ... seb ko girta hua dekh kar gravity seekhi hai ... aur pani mein doobte huye jahaz ke tairne ka vigyan khoja hai

Shiksha gyan ke bina aur gyan anubhav ke bina adhoora hai

Janta party nahi, leader follow karti hai

Upar wala aankhen sabko deta hai ... nazar kisi kisi ko ... dimaag sabko deta hai ... samajh kisi kisi ko ... yeh joh aankhen aur nazar, dimaag aur samajh ke beech ka joh antar hai ... yeh shiksha se bharta hai

Shiksha woh khidki hai joh kholo toh duniya ko dekhne ka aapka nazariya badal jaata hai

Apna eklauta aisa desh hai jahan sarkari aadmi kaam na karne ke liye tankha leta hai ... aur kaam karne ke liye rishwat

India ka pehla billionaire main banunga, main ... na woh ... na koi aur

Zindagi mein do cheez zaroori maani jaati hai ... pani aur sona ... pani ke bagair aadmi jee nahi sakta ... sona na khane ka kaam aata hai, na peene ka, na nahane ka, na dhone ka ... lekin phir bhi bhaav sone ka hai, pani ka nahi

Kahani kirdaar se nahi ... halaat se pehda hoti hai

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

I'm gonna start the ignition of androoni emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

I can laugh English, I can walk English ... but I cannot talk English

Kabhi socha hai ki Mumbai ko sapno ka shehar kyun kaha jaata hai ... kyun ki yahan pe sapne sirf bungalow aur imaraton mein nahi ... galiyon ki gandi naaliyon mein bhi palte hai

Iska haath agar aadmi pe padhe toh aadmi hil jaata hai ... aur agar banjo pe padhe toh bhi aadmi hil jaata hai

Kuch log sapno ke peeche bhaagte hai kyun ki woh unhe sach karna chahte hai ... lekin kuch log sapno ki peeche is liye bhaagte hai kyun ki unhe apni sachai se bhaagna hota hai

Zindagi se bhaagte bhaagte ek modh aaisa aata hai ... jab aage badne se pehle aapko rukna padta hai

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!

Chor ki kismat hamesha police ke haathon mein hoti hai

Ya toh chori nahi hogi ... ya chor nahi hoga

Maafi sazaa se badhke hoti hai

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Asli jeet badle ki nahi ... sapne ki hoti hai