dialogues for cast: Rajkummar Rao

Samaj mein do tarah ka log hota hai ... ek joh paseena bahakar apna haq ka roti kamata hai ... aur ek joh khoon paseena bahakar apna haq ka roti cheen leta hai

Humein ghanta farak padta hai ki logon ko kya lagta hai, ki hum villain hai ki hero hai ... hamari kahani mein hum hero hai

Itna goli maaro jitna pradesh ke itihaas mein aaj tak na chala ho

Goli se maarenge toh goli ka naam hoga ... bomb se maarenge toh bomb mashoor hoga ... kisaan ka beta hai hum, bahut dum hai haath mein ... apne haath se maarenge usko aur khud mashoor honge

Maalik pehda nahi huye toh kya ... ban toh sakte hai

Do tarah ke log humein bilkul pasand nahi hai ... ek joh ooncha bole ... aur ek joh ooncha sune

Aadmi jitna bhi bada maalik ban jaye ... maalkin ke samne jhuk hi jaata hai

Hum majboor baap ka beta hai, kismat thi hamari ... par aapko mazboot beta ka baap banna padega, yeh kismat hai aapki

Hum jaise middle class ladke na date pe nahi, bhandaaron pe jaate hai ... aur wahan bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahuncho na, toh gaiy ke mooh se puri cheenke khani padti hai ... upar se chappal chori ho jaati hai woh alag

Pata ka kitna bada hai woh ... je Bachchan ke upar Aamir Khan lago lo, toh bhi kamar tak hi aayenge uske

Beta jitna tu khela nahi hai, usse zyada pela hai maine

Phool hai gobi ka, sabzi mat samajhna ... pyar hai bhanware ka, humdardi mat samajhna

Hey sundar nar, main teri deewani hoon ... tu mera Bajirao, main teri Mastani hoon

Itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge, water filter ban jaaoge

Kuch rishton mein logic nahi hota hai ... sirf magic hota hai

(Apni gali mein toh kutta bhi sher hota hai) - Hamari gali mein na master, bahar se aaya hua sher bhi kutta hota hai

Sangharsh ko chunauti mat samjho ... sangharsh toh ek mauka hai ... sangharsh se aap bahut door tak ja sakte hai ... aur bina sangharsh ke aap kamyaabi ke nazdeek bhi nahi ja sakte

Tough times don't last ... tough people do

Har successful business ka ek secret hota hai ... trade secret ... yeh secret bandh muthi mein lakh ka hota hai ... aur khuli hatheli mein khak ka

Sahi business wohi hai jahan aap problem ko nahi ... solution ko bechte hai

Business start karne ke liye sabse zaroori cheez kya hoti hai pata hai ... ispaat ke andhkosh

Jis daali pe maine nazar daali, woh daali kisi ne kaat daali

Jab ek samajhdaar aadmi ki satakti hai na ... toh bade se bade pagal ko bhi na seedha kar deta hai

Pyar joh hai na woh ready-made nahi hota hai ... usse hai na aise pyar se sui dhaage se silna padta hai

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar

Yeh ishq nahi aasaan bas itna samajh lijiye ... ek aag ka dariya hai aur wahin bhasma ho jaana hai

Everything is fair in love and war ... love is over ... now war begins

Mere se pehle bahut pehle bhi ek Newton tha ... padhai karte waqt kabhi uski baat samajh nahi aayi ... par ab kaam karte waqt aa rahi hai ... ke jab tak kuch nahi badloge na dost, kuch nahi badlega

Imaandari ke award mein sabse zyada baimaani hoti hai

Dil mein joh aag hai sabko dikha doonga ... joh uthi doli teri duniya mein aag main laga doonga

Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde