dialogues for cast: Ranbir Kapoor

Meri intentions galat toh ho hi nahi sakti ... main koi is liye pyar ki baat thodi kar raha hoon ki mile jaye ... main toh mil jane ke baad pyar ki baat kar raha hoon

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani

Jiska seedha jhooth pakad mein aa jaye woh ladka toh imaandar hai ... kyun ki ladkiyon ki jhooth ki expectation toh hai hi humse ... woh, woh maaf kar deti hai ... jhooth ko saleeke se, akal ke saath chupana ... woh maaf nahi kar paati

Tu jhoothi main makkaar ... hona hi tha pyar

Kar dena mere naam ka gaaliyon mein shumaar ... gar in aankhon ke vaade se mukar jaun

Aaj kal relationship mein ghusna aasaan hai, us mein se nikalna mushkil ... rishta jodna aasaan hai, todna mushkil

Ek pal ko bhi mehfil mein tera deedar na hua ... tujhe takne walon se nazar hat'ti nahi

Raatein joh bachi hai woh saari teri ... mujhe toh tere din chahiye, teri subah, teri dopehar, teri shaam

Main ghosts se ladta nahi hoon, unhe kha jaata hoon

Joh haath aasman choomti imaratein banate hai ... joh haath loha pighlate hai ... woh dushman ke gale tak bhi jaate hai

Agar hum pul, sadak, hawai adde banakar duniya ke ek kone ko doosre kone se jodh sakte hai ... toh apne dushman ko duniya ke kisi bhi kone se uthakar todh bhi sakte hai

Light us roshni ka naam hai joh hum sabke andheron se badi hai

Main aag se jalta nahi ... kuch rishta hai mera aag se ... aag mujhe jalati nahi

Main bewda hoon, tharki hoon, drug addict hoon, sab hoon ... lekin terrorist nahi hoon

Apna life full saanp seedi ka board hai ... kabhi up toh kabhi down

Rishtey ke alava aur bhi rishtey hote hai

Jab main bhurji paratha khata hoon na ... toh joh khushi mehsoos hoti hai, mujhe woh wali feeling aa rahi hai ... you know jaise, dil ka pet bhar gaya ho

Kisi ne kabhi aapko suddenly chaata mara hai ... phaat ... us chaante ko ishq kehte hai ... aur woh chaanta aur zor se padta hai jab koi teesra aa jaata hai

Love teda hai ... lekin us tede love mein bhi sukoon paana sirf kuch logon ko aata hai

Log aksar kehte hai na ki dil aur dimaag ke beech mein dil ki sunni chahiye ... lekin jab dil toot jaata hai ... toh usse behtar advice toh dimaag hi deta hai

Ajeeb kahani hai pyar aur dosti ke rishtey ki ... pyar hamara hero, dosti hamari heroine

Aasaan hai kya aisi mohabbat karna ... jiske badle mohabbat na mile

Jab pyar mein pyar na ho ... jab dard mein yaar na ho ... jab aansoon mein muskaan na ho ... jab lafzon mein zubaan na ho ... jab saansein bas yoon hi chale ... jab har din mein raat dhale ... jab intezar sirf waqt ka ho ... jab yaad us kambhakht ki ho ... kyun hoon main raahi jab woh hai kisi aur ki manzil ... dhadkano ne saath chhod diya ... ae dil hai mushkil, ae dil hai mushkil

Mohabbat karna hamare bas mein nahi hai ... us mohabbat se door chale jaana ... woh hamare bas mein hai

Ek tarfa pyar ki taqat hi kuch aur hoti hai ... auron ke rishton ki tarah yeh do logon mein nahi bat'ti ... sirf mera haq hai ispe

Pyar cancer ki tarah hota hai ... bin bulaye aa jaata hai aur maarke chala jaata hai

Mauka hai, dastoor hai ... zakhaas raja, zakhaas rani aur raazi ... kyun na laga de Bollywood ki baazi

Maine diya baalon ka balidaan aur you're acting like Irrfan Khan ... thoda toh overacting banta hai na

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai

Hum apne baare mein joh bhi kahenge jhoot kahenge ... aur jhoot ke sivah kuch nahi kahenge

Wahi kahani phir ek baar ... Majnu ne liye kapde phaad ... maar tamasha beech bazar