dialogues for cast: Ravi Kishan

Holi utni hi khelo jitna gulaal ho ... aur namak halaali karte karte na khud halaal ho

Har prem kahani us din shuru hoti hai jab do log milte hai ... aur khatam tab hoti hai jab woh bichadte hai

Four things are very famous in Banaras ... Banaras ka Ganga, Banaras ka panda, Banaras ka paan aur Banaras ka zabaan

Joh maza Banaras mein ... woh Paris mein na Far East mein

Media, maaldaaron se aur babaon se ... jitna door rahe utna hi acha hai

Desh do hi log chalate hai ... mahatma aur Gandhi ... mahatma woh jinke gunahon ka koi saboot na ho

Yeh dhai kilo haath nahi, sade-teen kilo ka haath hai ... yeh jispar padta hai na ... woh uthta nahi, uth hi jaata hai

Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta

Guzra hua waqt aur guzra hua aadmi ... doobara wapas laut kar nahi aate

Agar hamare intezaar ki ghadi guzhar gayi ... toh tumhare guzharne ki ghadi ka intezaar tumhe nahi karna hoga

Aap hum mein support kariye, hum visphot karenge

Mukar jaane ka qatil ne achcha bahana dhoond nikala hai ... har ek se poochta hai ... isko kisne maar daala hai?

Na jaane badalon ke darmiyan kaisi saazish hui ... mera ghar mitti ka tha, mere hi ghar baarish hui

Raghav blind khelta hai ... saamne waale ko double aana padta hai