dialogues for cast: Rishi Kapoor

(Didi ki muskaan achhi nahi lagi aapko kabhi) - Jahan inke dimple padte hai na ... teri didi ke wahan pimple rehte the

Mann mein jab jhol ho aur chaddi mein hole ho ... toh aap jitna bhi beparwah ghoomo ... duniya ko sab dikh hi raha hota hai

Subah ka bhoola agar shaam ko laute toh usse bhoola nahi kehte ... par shaam ka bhoola agar subah laute toh usse doodh ka dhoola bhi toh nahi kehte

Gale lagake sawal poochega, kaleja nikalke haath mein rakh doonga ... ungli uthega poochega na, toh yaad rakhiyega meri jawabdari aap se nahi hai ... apni imaan se hai, apne mulk se hai

Hum insaan bhi kamaal ki cheez hai ... bade bade se rocket wahan door door aasmaan tak pahuncha dete hai ... lekin joh hamare kareeb hote hai unki choti choti nafraton ko chhod nahi sakte hai

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Aadmi paisa kyun kamata hai ... car ke liye ... pet ke liye ... carpet ke liye ... aur kis liye

Apne ghar ko aabaad karna hai toh wahin rehna chahiye ... kisi ke shehar chale jaane se shehar toh aabaad ho jayega ... lekin apna ghar veeraan ho jayega

Jab do insaan ek doosre ki rooh ko chhu le ... usse pyar kehte hai

Hum sainkadon janam lete hai ... kabhi pati patni bankar, kabhi premi bankar, toh kabhi anjaane bankar ... lekin milte zaroor hai aakhir mein ... nahi milenge toh kahani khatam kaise hogi ... isse pyar kehte hai

Marne se pehle main chahta hoon ke mere pariwar ke saath ek family photo ho ... jiske neeche title hoga "Kapoor and Sons", since 1921

Khali jeb Romeo type tevar achche nahi lagte

Uski market value kam hogi lekin ... character is priceless

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

Pyar kabhi kam na karna sanam ... har kami hum gawara kar lenge

Life at sixty end nahi hoti ... start hoti hai

Pyar kha lenge, pyar pehen lenge ... pyar petrol tank mein bhar kar gaadi chala lenge

Yeh joh darr hota hai na ... aadmi ko janwar banne se rokta hai

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Bikte toh sabhi hai ... kuch paiso se kuch jazbaat se

Yeh mulk toh meri maa hai ... aur Mumbai shehar meri mashooka

Trigger kheench ... mamla mat kheench ... khinch gaya na toh bahut takleef doonga

Zinda laane ki zaroorat nahi ... murde bhi chalenge

Chal jaldi se jhappi maar jawani waali

Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein

Behisaab power ya beshumar paisa ... in dono mein se mujhe ek toh chahiye

Baadshahat bhaichare ko nahi dekhti

Tu saath hokar bhi saath nahi hoti ... ab toh rahat mein bhi rahat nahi hoti

Har ishq ka ek waqt hota hai ... woh hamara waqt nahi tha ... par iska yeh matlab nahi ki woh ishq nahi tha

Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi ... band karna bhool gaye

You have bloody piles in your brains