dialogues for cast: Aditya Pancholi

Ishq ne bahut logon ko nikamma bana diya hai yeh toh suna tha ... magar tujhe toh gaddar bana diya

Putra agar pita ki paghdi pehan le toh usmein pita ki buddhi toh nahi aa jaati ... chandan ke vrush ko bhi sugandh dene ke liye ek umar ki avashakta hoti hai

Zindagi mein agar tarakki karni hai toh no entry aur signal ke baad khade rehna seekho ... pehle khade rahoge toh sirf haath malte rahoge

Ab tere paas sirf do hi options hai ... andar jail mein sadh ... ya khuda ke ghar

Baimaani pe promotion aur imaandari pe suspension?

Andhvishvas mein vishvas ... kamzor log karte hai

Duniya ko dikhata hoon ... ki dekho darro ... darro aur dekho

Maine apni zindagi ki shuruvat zero se ki ... ussi zero ko main apne bank account mein add karta gaya

Jis din meri hatt gayi na ... tu zaroor hatt jayega

Tiger na billo se darta hai ... aur na billo ke pillo se

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Soora so pehchaniye, joh lade deen ke heth ... purja purja kat mare, kabu na chhode khet

Mazloomon ke liye dhaal hai hum, dushmanon ke liye kaal hai hum ... awaaz se duniya tharaye, woh Guru Gobind Singh ke lal hai hum

Kes, kach, kada, kirpan, kangha, Sikhon ka nishan ... dhoondte reh jaoge nakshe mein Pakistan

Mainu Delhi nahi le jana ... mera chitta singhasan yahin banana ... mera mooh dushman var rakhna jab mainu aag lagana ... humne nahi seekha dushman ko peeth dikhana ... mere shastra mere saath sulana ... amrit kande taar da mere mooh vich paana ... "Bole So Nihal" da nara lagana ... main markar bhi ladunga, mera bhog na paana

Jab janwar ko khoon ka chaat lag jaye aur gareeb ko ameeri ka mazaa mil jaye ... toh phir baat se nahi, haath se hi ilaaj kiya jaata hai

Mere jism par agar zakhm ho jaye na ... toh main usse marham nahi lagata ... usse kharochkar hi phek deta hoon

Mere faisle se apne hairaan aur dushman veeraan hote hai

Hum businessman kisi ko maarte hai toh business ke liye ... aur kisi ko zinda rakhte hai toh business ke liye

Kuch nasoor itne ghinaune hote hai ki aadmi unka dard toh seh sakta hai ... magar unhe kisi ko dikha nahi sakta

Is duniya mein agar tum sach dheere se bologe toh koi nahin manega ... aur agar jhoot, jhoot chila chila kar bologe toh sab maan jaate hain

Agar ladki haan bole na toh chhodna nahi ... aur agar na bole toh chhedna nahi

Main jab bhi koi khel khelta hoon ... hamesha uska ek patta bahar chhodkar aata hoon

Us kamine ko main dhoondkar aaisi sazaa doonga ... ki us sazaa ke naam se maut tak kaanp uthegi

Is revolver ki che ki che goliyan tere seene mein maut ki keel banakar tokh doonga

Zindagi ka doosra naam pyar hai ... pyar ka naam tum ho ... tum meri zindagi ka pehla pyar ho

Ek hi sixer se century nahi banti hai ... baar baar lagane padte hai

Baalebaazon ki jagah gulli danda khelne waale bhi bharti karle apne team mein ... toh bhi farak nahi padega jaani

Bada pyara hai pyare yeh ladki ka chakkar ... nahi mili toh shayar, mil gayi toh shohar