dialogues for cast: Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Satta milne par pyare se pyara insaan bhi apne rang badal leta hai

Naam hai mera Hatela Hitler ... meri makkari ke samne Hitler bhi ban jaata hai butler

Main ek baar kehta hoon ... sau baar samajh lena

Mera beta sharafat ki missile hai missile

Aaisi maut maaro inko ... ki ishq karne waalo ki rooh tak kaanp jaaye

Jab baazi dukki aur tikki se jeeti ja sakti hai ... toh uske liye ekka nikalne ki kya zaroorat hai

Tumne samundar ko lalkaara hai ... ab aaisa toofan aayega, aaisa sailaab uthega ... ki tumhara ishq, jispar tumhe bahut naaz hai ... tinke ki tarah beh jayega, tabah ho jayega, fanaa ho jayega

Pedh chahe babool ka ho ya chandan ka ... kulhadi sabko kaatti hai

Rajneeti mein goonge aur behre bankar raho ... toh raj karoge

Tumhari gardan ke naap ka phanda tayyar kar liya hai maine

Bakra khud kasai ke ghar ke samne jaakar kathak karne laga ... toh use kaun bacha sakta hai?

Mera naam hai Ghorpade ... aur mere samne achche achche ghidpade

Aadmi janam se juari hota hai ... taqdeer ki baat hai ki kuch log jua mein sab kuch haar jaate hai aur kuch log crorepati ban jaate hai

Yeh saala bhoolne ki aadat main kab bhoolunga

(Woh qurbani dega kaun?) - Dega kaun, dega kaun, dega kaun kya ... kamine tu dega qurbani!

Imaandari kitni bhi bewakoof ho ... aakhir ek din uski tarakki zaroor hoti hai ... aur baimaani kitni bhi chalaak ho ... ek din usse jail mein zaroor jana padta hai

Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi meri har goli par marne waale ka naam hota hai

Mera baap ne mera naam Gulanand aaisi hi nahi rakha ... joh log mere saath anand se pesh aate hai ... unhe main gulab ki khushboo deta hoon ... aur joh log mere saath khroad se pesh aate hai ... unhe main gulab ke kaanton ki tarah chubne par majboor ho jaata hoon

Gadhe ki peeth par vakalat ki kitaab rakhne se ... gadha vakil nahi banta

Kyun ki mera colour black hai, kaleja black hai aur uske andar ka khoon bhi black hai ... is liye main tujhe blackmail kar raha hoon

Tum aur hum kachre ke dher se uthne waali woh badbu hai ... jisko zamane ki naak kabhi seh nahi sakti ... aur kachra chahe kitna bhi saaf ho jaye usse badbu hi uthti hai

Ab hum uske saath khelenge ... haivaniyat ka khel khelenge

Taaliyan bajane se kaam nahi hoga ... kaam karne se kaam hoga

Mere aadmi daulat khaate hai, daulat peete hai, daulat jeete hai, daulat soote hai

Naag hoon main naag ... kaala naag

Jab chacha Shaadilal par chhod di hai baat ... toh koi na koi rishta zaroor aayega haath

Mere baap ne mera naam Premanand is liye rakha hai ... ki main hamesha prem aur anand mein rehta hoon ... lekin jab koi hamara nuksaan karta hai toh hamara kroadh prem par haavi ho jaata hai ... aur hum dushmano ke liye Kroadhanand ban jaate hai

Sachai ki chaadar hamesha choti padh jaati hai ... sar dhako toh pair khul jaate hai aur pair dhako toh sar nanga

Tum kya samajhti ho Krishna bhagwan tumhe bachane aayenge ... woh Mahabharat mein aaye the ... is Bharat mein nahi aayenge