dialogues for cast: Saif Ali Khan

Paisa bahut overrated cheez hai ... zindagi badal toh sakti hai ... khareed nahi sakti hai

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle woh joh rasta seedha pakadte hai aur har raat chain ki neend sote hai ... aur duje woh joh rasta tedha pakadte hai aur har raat aise jeete hai jaise ki woh unki aakhri raat ho

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle woh joh darshak banke khel ka lutf lete hai ... aur doosre woh joh maidaan mein utarke khelte hai, aur khel ka rukh badalte hai

Teri mitti jazbaat se judi hai aur meri akkal pani se ... tu jaan de sakta hai, main jaan le sakta hoon

Family na aadmi ko chomu bana deti hai

Mard apni poori zindagi mardangi ki baatein karte hai ... par pregnancy sunte hi jaise namard ho jaate hai

Sher hoon main sher ... aur sher tab tak raja hota hai jab tak akela rehta hai

Har Ram ka apna Ravan ... har Ram ka apna Dussehra

Joh kaal ke saath badal jaaye woh akaal hi kaisa

Joh aankhon se dikh jaaye ... woh zakhm hi kya

Maut ki taiyaari pehda hote hi shuru ho jaati hai

Zyada bhala na bolna ... zyada bhali na choop ... zyada bhala na barasna ... zyada bhali na dhoop

Aadmi ke paida hote hi kaal apne bhaise pe baithke chal padta hai usse vapis lewane ... aadmi ki zindagi utni jitna samay us bhaise ko laga us tak pahunchne mein

No licky, no sucky, no love you long time ... only looky

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

Tu emotions par chalta hai ... main maths par

Mere do hi rule hai ... rule no. 1, mera paisa kabhi khona nahi ... aur rule no. 2, rule no. 1 kabhi bhoolna nahi

Note ka malik ban'ne ke liye usse kamana padta hai

Haar aur jeet mein ek hi pharak hota hai ... bhook

Paisa uska joh dhanda jaanta ho ... aur main hoon dhando no gando chokro

Honth tharthara rahe hai, kaanpe lagi nazar ... yeh jaadu hai, junoon ya, kisi ke ishq ka asar

Mohabbat bahut chota lafz hai ... meri jaan band hai tum mein

Kaam, kaam se pyar, pyar se kaam mein kahin pyar toh reh hi gaya ... woh bhi karna hai apni zindagi se, apne bete se

Apni zindagi ke bare mein log aksar proudly kehte hai ... ki kuch ishq kiya, kuch kaam kiya ... lekin maine apne kaam se hi ishq kiya

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

I'm risk free ... main guarantee ke saath aata hoon

Badlaav maapa nahi ja sakta ... sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai