dialogues for cast: Aditya Roy Kapur

Yahan kisi ka kisi pe haq nahi hota ... jahan mohabbat hoti hai wahan shaq nahi hota

Aaj kal ka pyar confusing hai ... it's like a cheese chinese schezwan masala dosa

Shaadi kuch sikhaye na sikhaye, acting karna zaroor sikha deti hai

Kam paise mein khush rehna difficult hai ... par zyade mein impossible

Gusse mein kiye faisle aksar galtiyon mein tabdeel hote hai

Pati patni ka rishta riwazon se nahi, pyar se bandna chahiye

(Yeh joh hum kar rahe hai, yeh theek hai) ... Ghor paap hai ... lekin yeh paap na baar baar karne se dhul jaata hai

Agar meri kismat mein sirf khaak likha hai ... mujhe qubool hai ... agar yeh hi meri aakhri aah hai ... mujhe qubool hai ... qubool hai, qubool hai, qubool hai

Pyar bhi ajeeb janwar hai ... chabuk taan do, bhookha maar do, zinda gaad do ... par kambakht baaz nahi aata

Khud se azaadi toh sirf maut hi de sakti hai ... ya phir ishq

Khuda ki barkat hai mohabbat ... mohabbat karo toh toot ke, bina khauf ke, bina sharm ke, bina soch ke ... agar jeet gaye toh kya kehna ... haare bhi toh baazi maat nahi

Ek bas seene mein dil chahiye ... aap poori kaiyanaat se ladh padoge

Qayamat bhi kya cheez hai ... na dastak, na aaghaaz ... jab mann kiya sar uthake aa jaati hai aur sab jalakar raakh kar deti hai

Chaand chahoon na chakora, na falak ka tukda ... noor chahoon na main hoori, na pari sa mukhda

Maine kausa expect-hich kiya ke mujh jaise pede ko tum jaisi rasmalai milegi

Mujhe tumse tumhari cash value ke liye nahi tumhari apni value ke liye shaadi karni hai ... tumhari friendship ki value, tumhari beauty ki value, tumhari hassi ki value

Chaand ko chuhne ka waqt aah gaya hai

Jinhe kuch nahi chahiye hota hai na ... woh apna kaam bahut zimmedari se karte hai

Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta

Apni kamyabi ko itna chota mat samjho ... sirf naseeb waalo ko naseeb hoti hai yeh

Duniya ke sabse behtareen aur mashoor kalakar woh log hote hai jinki apni ek ada hoti hai ... woh ada joh kisi ki nakal karne se nahi aati ... woh ada joh unke saath janam leti hai

Shaurat, naam, kamyabi, paisa, izzat ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski kadar ho ... roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho

Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi

Main aaine mein apna chehra bhool sakta hoon ... tumhara kabhi nahi

Pyar, mohabbat, aashiqui sirf lafzon ke sivah aur kuch nahi ... par jab woh mili ... in lafzon ko mainne mil gaye

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon

Yeh zindagi chal toh rahi thi ... par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kiya

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai