dialogues for cast: Saqib Saleem

Roses are red, violets are blue ... lovers like me are very few

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

Oh kuch chup karke bol!

Kehte hai make-up sex is the best

Gale mein mangalsutra aankhon mein kamasutra

Mogambo Anil Kapoor ke chaati ke baal dekh ke khush ho jaata tha ... par yeh toh kabhi khush nahi hoti

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Ek smily mein kahan woh baat hai ... joh class ke across uski aankhon mein dekh ke smile karne mein hai

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ... par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?

Har baar main teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaata hoon ... lekin is baar nahi, ruk main swimming suit pehen ke aata hoon

Mere dil, jigar, liver mein ho tum ... waqt bewaqt aaye woh fever ho tum ... ab toh meri life mein forever ho tum