dialogues for cast: Satish Kaushik

Suna hai sach aur jhooth ki jung mein jeet hamesha sach ki hoti hai ... aur apne desh ka sach toh yeh hai ... ki jeet ussi ki hoti hai jiske paksh mein kaagaz hota hai ... itni taqat hai apne system mein kaagaz ki ... aur kaagaz ki is taqat se takrana na toh koi mamooli kaam hai aur na hi kisi mamooli aadmi ka kaam hai

Choti umar ke dost rakhne se koi jawan nahi ho jaata ... aur badi umar ke dost rakhne se koi samajhdar nahi ho jaata

Jeet aksar unki ho jaaya karti hai ... joh haar man'na taalte chale jaate hai

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

Nyay ke liye ladna bhi toh hamara naitik farz hai

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Mere ghar mein kaun nagina hai kaun kamina hai?

Aye over budget picture ke hero log

Aye single screen ke pitte huye hero log

Aye silent picture ke dubbing artist

Aye Bhojpuri picture ke Om Puri

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Aye multistar cast ke side hero

Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Abbe kya rakha hai in baaton mein ... khurpa lele haathon mein

Aye toh ho late ... lekin ho aap great

Bhagwan na swarg se jode banakar dharti pe bhejta hai ... aur insaan usse todhkar joh paap karta hai na ... usse talaq kehte hai

Meri apni khud ki ek personal biwi hai

Oye guess kar ... chawani doonga

Aankh ke andhe ko toh phir bhi thikana mil jaata hai ... akal ke andhe ko koi thikana nahi milta

Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai

Vaise toh main ek frustated aadmi hoon ... meri story ka pata nahi hai ... finance ka thikana nahi hai ... hero date nahi de raha hai ... heroine keh rahi hai ki main poore kapde pehnungi

Aye side hero ... beech mein nahi bolneka, samjha

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Pappu Pager kya hai pehle thokta hai, phir bajata hai ... phir thok bajake confirm karta hai

Hum bahut bada sangeetkar, kalakar ... lekin aaj kal ekdum bekaar

Hamara father north Indian, hamara mother south Indian ... is liye hum complete Indian

Gareeb ka gareeb se toh woh rishta hota hai ... joh bhai ka bhai se nahi hota ... bete ka baap se nahi hota