dialogues for cast: Aftab Shivdasani

Bachpan se leke aaj tak hum dono ne joh kuch bhi kiya, saath mein kiya ... jeeye bhi toh saath, peeye bhi toh saath ... jhula jhulaya bhi toh saath ... pauda hilaya bhi toh saath

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

Yeh duniya ka pehla bistar hai ... jahan saath soti meri biwi ki sister hai

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

Duniya bhar ki masti tumhare pyar ki barabari nahi kar sakti ... aur aaj us hi pyar ki kasam khate hai ... mar jayenge par tumhe kabhi dhokha nahi denge

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Sab kuch hai mere paas saans lene ke liye, zindagi guzaarne ke liye ... par zindagi jeene ke liye kuch bhi nahi

Deewano ki baatein sirf deewane samajhte hai

Krishna kare toh raas leela ... hum kare toh character dheela

You've not only given me a life ... but also become my reason to live

I'm ready to die in love, I'm ready to kill in love ... but I'm not ready to be a fool in love

Khushi kisi manzil ko haasil karne mein nahi ... safar mein hi khushi hai

Happiness is nothing but the absence of sadness

Coffee bhi baimaan cheez hai ... woh dekhti hai usse peene waala kaun hai ... us hisaab se banti hai

Khoobsurati ki tareef na ho ... toh khoobsurati ki tauheen kehlati hai

Woh maut bhi kitni haseen hogi ... apne janaze ke paas dus barah kudiyan namkeen hogi

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla

Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet

Kehte hai jungle mein naya janwar aaye toh ... sabse pehle sher ko saalam karna padta hai

Tum sach ko sapna samajhke bhula dena chahti ho ... lekin main us sapne ko sach karna chahta hoon

Cheenkar pyaas bujhane mein woh maza nahi ... joh paakar pyaas bujhane mein hai

Tumhara pyar night long hai ... aur mera pyar life long hai

Agar maine mutthi bandh kar li na ... toh todh ke rakh doonga

Chandni mein nahaye nadi ki tarah hai woh ... swarg se utari apsara hai woh