dialogues for cast: Saurabh Shukla

Jab khud barbaad ho chuke ho na ... tab doosre ki barbaadi dekhne mein bada anand aata hai

Ek khuddar aadmi ke liye jail se badi saza hoti hai sasural ki roti todna

Joh mukka ladai ke baad yaad aaye na ... usse khud apne mooh pe maar lena chahiye

Jhaangiya badalne se dast nahi ruk jaate

Hamare Constitution mein na do cheezein bahut important hai ... ek letter aur ek spirit ... yani joh kanoon mein likha gaya hai woh aur uske peeche ki bhavna ... yahan sab sasure letter pe hi lage rehte hai ... joh likha hai follow karo, filein band karo, ghar jaao ... is chakkar mein spirit, yane ki peeche ki bhavna kahin bahut peeche reh jaati hai

Jab aadmi upar, upar, aur upar jaata hai na ... utna hi neeche, neeche, neeche girta hai

Raajneeti mein seat jeetna joh hai woh bas pehla kadam hai ... bada aur mushkil kaam hai dil jeetna

Galat kaam na pehle style mein hote hai, uske baad shauk mein, aur uske baad lat mein

Hamare zamane mein kaha karte the ki aashiq ke teen thikane hai ... kapde phatte, baal latte, aur chaurahe pe datte

Agar main sharaab hota ... barf, soda, thanda pani, main sabka khaas hota ... gham mein chahe khushi mein main hi sabke paas hota

Sabse khoobsurat jhooth wohi log bolte hai joh hamesha sach bolte hai

Rajneeti mein jab apno ka samarthan khone lago ... toh padh tyaag dene mein hi bhalai hai

Patang ko kaatne se pehle usko dheel deni chahiye ... phir jhatke se kaatna chahiye

Dhanda koi bhi ho ... chalta zabaan pe hai

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai

Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai ... ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai ... vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai ... jaise har boundary chauka hota hai ... vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai ... dono agar time pe na mile na, bahut mushkil ho jaati hai

Kanoon andha hota hai ... judge nahi

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai

Ishq aur bullet mein khaas farak nahi hota bhai ... dono hi nikalte hain chaati faadne ke liye

Education se bada koi business nahin hai ... paid service without guarantee

Yahan talent ke saath saath luck bhi bahut bada factor hota hai

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai