dialogues for cast: Shahid Kapoor

Credit ka kya hai na, oxygen cylinder ki tarah hota hai ... jisse zaroorat hai, us hi ko milna chahiye

Mumbai kisi ke baap ka nahi hai ... Mumbai police ka hai

Perfect crime jaisa kuch nahi hota ... jab criminal ko lagta hai ki usne saare saboot mitta diye hai ... toh upar wala uske khilaaf saboot chhod jaata hai

Tera control panel teri biwi ke haath mein hai na ... mera abhi bhi mere hi haath mein hai

Saari languages bol leti ho ... har tarah ka khana bana leti ho ... pehli baar cigarette peete huye khaasti bhi nahi ho ... tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag

Pehli baar kisi se nazarein milana ... pehli baar kisi ki hasi dekhkar khud muskurana ... phir pehli baar usse chhuna ... aur pehli baar uski baaton mein ulajh jana ... aur phir ek din usse kho dene ka gham ... zyadatar aisi hi hoti hai love story ... kuch alag thi, par thi toh aisi hi meri bhi love story ... but like we always say ... it's never over till it's actually over

Team ka best player captain nahi hota ... captain woh hota hai joh team ke har player se best nikal ke unko lead kare

I'm not a rebel without a cause

Life mein pehda hona, pyar karna aur mar jaana ... yeh 10% moments sabse important hote hai ... baaki 90% are just reactions to them

Itihaas apne panne badal sakta hai par Rajput apne usool nahi badalte

Chinta ko talwar ki nok pe rakhe, woh Rajput ... ret ki naav lekar samundar se shart lagaye, woh Rajput ... aur jiska sar kate phir bhi dhad dushman se ladta rahe, woh Rajput

Main doosron ki tarah safed kapde pehenke haath jodkar tamasha dekhne wala na hoon ab ... kaale kapde pehenke SPTL ki naak mein dum karne wala thehra

Agar aapka bhi meter chalu aur batti gul ... toh aao milkar bajaye bigul

Ghar ke bahar ke darinde toh sabko nazar aate hai ... lekin andar ke vaishi angrez kisi ko nazar nahi aate

(Apni jaan se bhi keemti kuch aur hai kya?) ... Hai, woh ke jiske liye mara jaa sake

Tujhe samjhana jaise haathi ko chaddi pehnana hai

Maal khatam ... party over ... go home!

Maine aaj tak kabhi kisi ke liye kuch nahi kiya ... ek vaar kar lene de yaar ... mukti mil jaani hai mujhe

Bahar Nana Patekar, andar Amol Palekar!

Maa jab jhoot bole na ... nahi achchi lagti

Marke hi pata chalta hai ki zinda rahe toh jeeye nahi ... aur marke bhi bache nahi

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Dil ki agar sunu toh hai, dimag ki toh hai nahi ... jaan loon ki jaan doon, main rahoon ki main nahi

Kiska jhoot, jhoot hai ... kiske sach mein sach nahi ... hai ki hai nahi, bas yahi sawaal hai ... aur sawaal ka jawaab bhi sawaal hai

Chote size ki cheez hi bade bade kaam karti hai

Meri life mein sirf do cheez hai ... pyar, pyar, pyar ... yah maar, maar, maar

Height, weight, colour se pyar nahi hota hai ... pyar dil se hota hai

Gusse se bolegi, nahi jaonga ... pyar se bolegi, marr bhi jaonga

Main paise ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon ... toh sooch main apne pyar ke liye kya kya karoonga

Silent ho ja ... varna main violent ho jaonga

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

Aap ki shakal dekhar koi nahi bol sakta ki aap itna achcha soch sakte hai