dialogues for cast: Shakti Kapoor

Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte

Jahan dekho ishq ke bimaar baithe hai ... lakhon mar gaye, saikadon taiyaar baithe hai

Kuch log joh sochte hai usse paate hai ... aur kuch aise loser hote hai joh sirf apna waqt ganwate hai

Deewane ka dimaag hai khali ... bina hope ke hi duniya basa li

Without ticket passenger hamesha dara dara sa lagta hai ... saawan ke andhe ko charon taraf hara hara sa lagta hai

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

Jab jab is dharti pe Sita haran karne ke liye koi Ravan aayega ... tab tab Ram ka saath dene ke liye yeh Hanuman aayega

Jaise bajhti hai ghanti ... vaise hai meri pyari pyari aunty

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Itni dawaiyan kha raha hoon ki mera poora shareer ek chemist ki dukaan ban gaya hai

Pyar aur aulad ke bina insaan kabhi khush nahi rehta

Ameeron ke joh kutte hote hai na, woh kabhi bhaukte nahi hai ... aur jab woh bhaukna shuru karde toh samjho ki unko time khatam ho gaya

Yeh jism dekh raha hai, resham hai resham ... is pe fisalna bahut aasaan hai ... chahe woh haath ho yah niyat

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

Jab tak kamyabi ki khushi baantne waala koi apna na ho ... toh us kamyabi ki khushi ka maqsad hi kya hai

Tere haathon ke kangan mein dil mera atka ... toot jayega zaalim agar degi isse jhatka

Aye sangdil sanam, sahenge hum tera har sitam ... sanam teri kasam, hum dil de chuke sanam

Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan

Oh meri jumma kitna tarsayegi de de chumma

Rajneeti mein sabse ahem cheez hoti hai timing

Jis tarah aag lakdi ko jalakar raakh kar deti hai ... ussi tarah gussa insaan ki akal ko nighal jaata hai

Ek mujrim kanoon se bhaag sakta hai ... lekin doosre mujrim se nahi

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Yeh joh paisa hota hai na, iske paon nahi hote hai ... lekin paon waale se sau gunah zyada tezz bhaagta hai

Jurm ki duniya mein aane ke anginat raaste hai ... lekin yahan se bahar jaane ka koi raasta nahi hai

Itne barson ke baad aaj tu mujhe mila ... khush hone ke bajaye seedhe aag ughalne laga

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab ... chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab

Kya cheez ... cut piece

Agar aashiq ko dhoondna ho toh ... mashooq ki gali mein dhoondo

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Baja toh rahe ho dunka ... par jana na padhe Sri Lanka