dialogues for cast: Sharman Joshi

Waqt ki keemat nahi lagate ... kadar karte hai

Himmat tab mat dikhao jab aasaan ho

Revenge, you have many faces

Justice can be delayed but not denied

Qatil koi aur hi hai ... yeh pata lagane mein hi toh is vardi ki shaan hai ... varna vardiyan toh kiraye pe bhi milti hai

If you're not with me ... you're against me

Doobara yeh galati mat karna ... varna agli baar pachtaane ka mauka bhi nahi milega

Kisi bhi ladai mein haarta woh nahi joh girta hai ... balki woh joh girke uthta nahi hai

Agar aadmi ko nakaamyab hi hona ho ... toh kam se kam us kaam mein ho jisse woh karna chahta hai

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai

Kapdon se tramp lagta hoon ... lekin tramp ko hi triumph milti hai

Sirf do hi tareeke hai ... pehla pyar ka doosra talwar ka ... bas fark itna hai ki talwar ek ko do karti hai ... par pyar do ko ek karta hai

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye ... main apna attitude rakh leta hoon

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

Zindagi ki sabse badi tradegy hai ... kisi zinda insaan ke andar jazbaat ka mar jana

Duniya mein do cheezein infinite hai ... yeh universe aur mard ka ego

Mera jaisa chocolate hero action thodi na karega ... entry maroonga late, tab tak action karega mera duplicate

Kya farak padta hai Daler ho ya Udhas ... show ka mazaa aayega jab aap ho hamare paas

Yeh andha kanoon likhega kab tak meri kahani ... ek haath mein yeh kaala coat, doosre mein jawani

Is Madhuri ke saath ek do teen karne ka mauka mile na ... toh koi ek kya, do teen biwiyon ko bhi dokha dede

Kamine ka bhai kutta kamina hota hai

Hum hum hai ... baki sab pani kam hai