dialogues for cast: Sonu Sood

Agli baar kirdaar imaandar rakhna ... janazah shandaar niklega

Haisiyat bhi aasmaan jaisi honi chahiye ... kyun ki zameen kitni bhi mehengi ho, koi na koi khareed hi leta hai

Bahut kam log jaante hai ki woh bahut kam jaante hai

Kayi baar sahi manzil tak pahunchne ke liye galat raasta chunna padta hai

Insaan samajhta apni samajh ke hisaab se hi hai

Rab apne bandhon ko bure waqt mein kabhi akela nahi chhodta ... himmat banke saath mein khada rehta hai

Zindagi mein na sapne upload karna bada easy hota hai ... aur download karne mein poori zindagi nikal jaati hai

Raah chalte ko main chhedta nahi ... aur joh mujhe chhedta hai main usse chhodta nahi

Hathyar fauji ke shareer ka hissa hote hai

Ek ne kahi duje ne maani ... Nanak kahe dono gyani

Koi bhi fauji jung nahi chahta ... kyun ki usse hone wale nuksaan ko usse behtar koi nahi jaanta

Majboot deewarein pattharon se nahi banti ... woh banti hai bahadur jawaano se

Faujiyon ko do hi cheezon ka toh intezar rehta hai ... dushman ki goli aur ghar se aayi chitthi

Ek fauji is liye jung nahi karta hai kyun ki woh samne wale se nafrat karta hai ... woh jung is liye karta hai kyun ki jinko woh peeche chhod aaya hai na ... unse woh pyar bahut karta hai

Zindagi mein itni shiddat se nibhao apna kirdhaar ... ke parda girna ke baad bhi taaliyan bajhti rahe

Uski life mein koi bhi problem ho ... mujhe lagta hai woh meri problem hai

Hamari industry bhi poori chaka-chaund se bhari hui hai ... yeh lights dekh rahe ho na, inke peeche bahut andhera hai ... aur is andhere se roshni ke safar mein sirf chaar kadam ka faasla hai ... par in chaar kadamo ko laangne mein kahi baar logon ko saalo lag jaate hai

Sapne sabhi log dekhte hai ... lekin sakaar unke hote hai joh jeena jaante hai ... main bheed mein se ek tha ... phir lakhon mein se ek ... aur aaj karodon mein se ek ... so go for your dreams

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

Jitna kaatna tha kaat diya ... ab kaatne ki baari meri

Phasal barsaat se ughti hai ... badal ke garajne se nahi

Maafi galatiyo ki hoti hai ... gunaaho ki nahi

Tum hamare bageeche ka sabse khoobsurat phool ho ... aur hum tumhari khushboo ka mazaa pyar se lena chahte hai

Mere mooh mat lagna ... main sehat ke liye bahut hanikarak hoon

Yah toh top pe raho ... nahi toh chup raho

Mujhe koi pakad nahi sakta ... main woh ret hoon jisse mutthi mein jitna kasoge ... woh utni hi phisalti jayegi

Paisa kamane mein time lagta hai ... churane mein nahi

Teri age aur teri baatein match nahi karti

Itna maaroonga ... ki khud ke pehda hone pe bhi afsoos karne lagega

Kanoon ke haath aur Chedi Singh ki laat ... dono bahut lambi hai

Joh bada kaam karta hai ... us hi ka bada naam hota hai