dialogues for cast: Sunil Shetty

Yahan raj ussi ka chalta hai jiski himmat uski taqat se badi ho

Ek sachche desh bhakt ko hum fauj se nikaal sakte hai ... lekin uske dil se desh bhakti nahi

Jeetna sabhi chahte hai ... lekin jeetta sirf woh hai ... joh apna sab kuch bhulakar sirf apne maqsad ko jeetta hai

Dhamki dene waalo ki main saans bandh karta hoon ... tera naseeb achcha hai, sirf mooh bandh kar raha hoon

Jab hum thak ke so rahe the ... yeh so so ke thak rahe the

Jab tab Marcos kisi ko maarna nahi chahta, woh marta nahi ... aur jab maarna chahta hai, toh woh bachta nahi

Do din, sirf do din deta hoon tujhe ... teesre din tera chautha hoga

Police waale mera naam sunke marte hai

Shaadi chal raha hai ya saas bahu ka TV serial ... khatam hi nahi ho raha hai

Apun Anna ... chaubees ghante chaukana!

Begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana ... begane shootout mein jaan mat gawana

Kya cheez hai Mumbai, aamchi Mumbai ... woh vada pav ki chutney, woh Mahim ki phirni, woh local train ke dhakke, woh signal pe chakke ... woh traffic, woh kooda, woh kachra, woh auto taxi ka nakhra ... woh machi waali ka jhagda, woh bhel, woh pani-puri, woh ragda ... woh Wadala, woh Chakala, woh Bandra, kahin Sakku bai toh kahin Sandra ... woh aunty ka adda, saala main road pe hich khadda ... yaar jaisa bhi hai ... aamchi Mumbai toh aamchi hai yaar

Cooking is spiritual ... ek achcha cook banne ke liye, achche dil ka hona bahut zaroori hai

Pyar hai toh jhagda hai, jhagda hai toh pyar hai ... aur jhagda hi pyar ko aur tagda karta hai

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar

Is tarah tumhara take care karoonga ... ki tum mujhe hamesha ke liye apna caretaker banaogi

Ek bhi goli chali ... toh jaan kisi ki bhi jaye ... maare tum log jaoge

Kabhi kabhi jannat aur duniya ke beech ka fasla ... sirf ek kadam hota hai

Main is duniya ka bhut aur bhavishya hoon

Jawani ke din ... kamaal ke hote hai

Aapke ek shaunk ki keemat ... hamari kahi chhaton ki keemat hai

Kyun Gandhiji ke desh mein hinsa karwata hai?

Police ki maar ki baat hi hai nirali ... goonga bhi gaye qawali

Ek hi toh mulk hai ... jahan Hindustan se gaye huye har aatankvadi ko kaha jaata hai ... khushamdeed, khushamdeed

Waqt hi vaishi banata hai ... waqt hi insaan

Na Hinduo se hai, na Musalmano se hai ... is mulk mein taqleef baimaano se hai

Hawa mein meethi si thandak hai ... aur chaand ki roshni mein ajeeb si khushboo

Tum zara mooh kam kholo aur dimaag zyada khula rakho

Achche dost toh khushiyan baant kar aur bhi khush hote hai

Business mein oonchai kaminepan se nahi ... commitment poora karne se milti hai

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

Hindustaniyo ke samne ... Hindustan ko jalane ki baatein nahi karte