dialogues for cast: Sushant Singh Rajput

Hollywood kare toh wow ... Tollywood kare toh how

Main serial killer, tum serial kisser ... kya jodi hai

Janam kab lena hai aur marna kab hai ... hum decide nahi kar sakte ... par kaise jeena hai ... woh hum decide kar sakte hai

Pata nahi kya jaadu hai college life mein ... jahan anjaane milte hai aur dost ban jaate hai ... zindagi bhar ke liye ... aur aise waise dost nahi ... kutte dost

Sache dost wohi hote hai ... joh achhe waqt mein aapki bajate hai ... aur jab mushkil waqt aata hai toh wohi chhichhore aapke darwaze par khade nazar aate hai

Success ke baad ka plan sabke paas hai ... lekin agar galti se fail ho gaye ... toh failure se kaise deal karna hai ... koi baat hi nahi karna chahta

Tumhara result decide nahi karta hai ki tum loser ho ki nahi ... tumhari koshish decide karti hai

Humein poora yakeen hai aap humein gehri musibat mein dalengi

Ek tha raja ek thi rani ... dono mar gaye khatam kahani ... main drink la raha hoon ... tu la thanda pani

Ladkiyan na hero se nahi ... heere se pyar karti hai

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

Agar roze nahi rakhe ... toh phir Eid ka kya maza

A captain is only as good as the team

Ek bowler wicket lega ... ek acha batsman kisi match mein aapke liye run banayega, kisi match mein nahi banayega ... lekin ek acha fielder har match mein aapke liye run bachayega

Jis mehfil ne thukraya humko, kyun us mehfil ko yaad kare ... aage lamhe bula rahe hai, aao unke saath chale