dialogues for cast: Tiku Talsania

Paiso ki kami nahi hai mujhe ... kissi se bhi udhaar le loonga

Imaandari ke paise mein sirf mehnat lagti hai ... rishwat ke paise mein mehnat aur jokhim dono lagte hai

Purane joh ho jaate hai bhav woh khaate hai ... is liye aksar hum naye ko aazmate hai

Kamaal ka country hai America ... hum powder lagate hai aur woh powder khate hai

Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

Chal door ho ja, nazar ke samne se door ho ja ... doorbeen ke andhar bhi nazar nahin aane chahiye

Tera itna chota chota tukda banayega ki ... agle janam mein na tu powder banke janam lega

Abhe Chambal ghaati se bagaye hue C-grade ke daku!

Kya haath paya hai, saare ke saare devi devtaon ka saath hai ... rahu ketu ka ghulam hai, wahan shani ka kya kaam hai

Yeh achanak Star TV mein se Doordarshan kaise ho gayi?

Log kehte hai ki agar sherni ke mooh khoon lag jaye na ... toh woh zinda nahi chodti

Choro se maal bachane ke liye dukaan ko taala lagaya ja sakta hai ... lekin dokhebaazo se bachna bahut hi mushkil hai

Humse zabaan ladata hai, hum hi ko kanoon sikhata hai ... chal issi baat par nikaal paise, bachkar jayega kaise ... chal ho ja mushtaid nahi toh aath din ki qaid

Kisi bhi achchi cheez ko mashoor hone mein waqt lagta hai

Aurat woh khushboo hai joh aadmi ki zindagi ko mehka deti hai

Daulat ki jung mein toh sab jayaz hai

Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai