dialogues for cast: Tusshar Kapoor

Tumhaar nazar ke nashe mein doobat hai saara Londonva ... bana lo humein tennis ka ball aur ban jao humri Sharapova

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

Aata majhi latakli!

Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

Saale mein itna muscle hai ki kisiko bhi masal sakta hai

Jail mein ladna, marna, maarna sab maaf hai ... mooh kholna maaf nahi hai

Tu agar upar nahi gaya na ... toh ek din bahut upar jayega

Tu ya toh maarega ya toh marwayega ... marwa diya toh gham nahi ... lekin agar maara toh phir hum kisise kum nahi

Olympic kehlo ka manna hai ki jeet yah haar chhodo, shaan se khelo ... apna manna hai ki shaan ki maa ki aankh, yahan jaan se khelo ... jaan lo yah jaan do

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

Dosti ka koi mazhab nahi hota

Staff hi malik ko banata hai ... malik staff ko nahi

Valet parking toh suna tha dude ... lekin yeh toh valley parking ho gaya

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai ... lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Denhar koi aur hai, devat hai din rain ... log bharam humpe kare, aasoon neeche nain

Agar chain se sona hai toh jaag jaiye!

Haath pair mein dum nahi ... lekin hum kisi se kam nahi

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

Rishtey waqt se nahi, jazbaaton se mazboot hote hai ... kabhi koi ek saal tak janane ke baad bhi apne dil ki baat nahi samajh paata ... toh kabhi koi kisi ko ek pal mein apna jeevan saathi maan leta hai

Kisi bhi badi uljhan se nikalne ka sach hi raasta hota hai