dialogues for cast: Uday Chopra

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

Pyar kare toh mujhse kare ... is liye nahi kyun ki main usse pyar karta hoon

I want to be a part of every part of your life

Your first time should be with someone special ... pata hai kyun? ... (kyun) ... kyun ki tum usse kabhi nahi bhula paogi ... aur agar tumhara first time kisi idiot ke saath hoga ... toh zindagi bhar us idiot yaad rakhna padega

Bahut jhankaar beat aadmi hai woh

Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok

Jab ladkiyan mujhse dosti karti hai ... toh unki dosti aksar pyar mein badal jati hai

Mera cheese omelette toh uske samne nacheez omelette hai

Joh dil ki rah par chalta hai ... woh duniya badal sakta hai

Hai aaj mere yaar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon ... hai kisi ke pyar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon ... maine roka usse, toka usse samjhaya bhi ... deke vaasta apni yaari ka manaya bhi ... uski rah ka patthar bana aur kaanta bhi ... phool banke uske samne murjhaya bhi ... le karke chal diya hai woh baharen dahej mein ... hai gul-e-gulzar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon ... hai aaj mere yaar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon ... hai kisi ke pyar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon