dialogues for cast: Vijay Raaz

Kutti cheez hoti hai bhai emotion ... hadhein paar kar deti hai

Champion girta hai lekin rukta nahi hai

Sapna tab khatam hota hai jab hum dekhna band kar dete hai

Jung badi kamini cheez hoti hai ... ladane wale ka kuch nahi jaata ... ladne wale ka sab chala jaata hai

Asli jeet doosre khiladi ko harane mein nahi hai ... asli jeet hai apne andar ki us awaaz ko harane mein joh roz tumse kehti hai ki tum pehle se hi haar gaye ho

Apna toh kaam hi khauff ka hai ... aankh mein dekho toh saamne wala moot dena chahiye

Marz ke bina dawai aur zaroorat ke bina pyar ... kisi ke liye bhi ghatak ho sakta hai

Dimaag ka khula rakhna utna hi zaroori hai jitna ki tijori ka band rehna

Pyar khwaabon tak pahunchne ka sahara ho sakta hai ... magar iraada nahi

Bada makaan, badi dukaan, aur badi car se zyada zaroori hota hai ... badi soch ka hona

Dil tune kuch aisa kar daala ... na jee raha hoon na mar raha hoon ... yo kya ho gaya saala

Qaid mein hai zindagi, azaad ho jaa ... mohabbat mein chal barbaad ho jaa ... teri shehad si awaaz ko kaano se chakk loon ... tu mere ishq ka meetha swad ho jaa

Saale itna todhunga na tujhe ... koi budget jodh nahi payega

Yeh tamancha kacha mein rakho babua ... Bihari hai hum ... thook ke maatham mein chhed kar denge

Sangeen duniya mein qatil ka pataa nahi poochte ... aashiqon ke lutte dil hi bata denge ke bewafa kahan revhe hai

Abhe dukaan pe itni goli maarunga hagega toh dhuaan niklega ... woh bhi ruk-ruk ke

Yeh Arabiyon ka Dongri hai beta ... yahan shaanpatti sirf shaano pe jachti hai ... police waalon pe nahi

Vaada toh phir vaada hai, main zehar bhi pee jaon katil ... sharat bas itni hai, koi baahon mein samah le mujhko

Yahan libaaz ki keemat hai aadmi ki nahi ... mujhe glass bada de sharab kam karde

Wahi taj hai, wahi takht hai, wahi zehar hai, wahi jaam hai ... yeh wahi khuda ki zameen hai, yeh wahi bhuton ka nizam hai ... bade shauk se mera ghar jalaa, koi aanch tujhpar na aayegi ... yeh zabaan kisi ne khareed li, yeh kalam kisi ka ghulam hai

Apna line mein aadmi weapon se nahi maara jaata hai ... information se maara jaata hai

Yeh duniya mein underworld ... police ka daya aur lalach par chalta hai

Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai

Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil toh hai hi nahi kisi ke paas

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Thoda sa hamari taraf se bhi ro dena

Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?

Is duniya mein pyar karne waale log bahut kam hai ... lekin joh nafrat nahi karte na woh sirf ek ... aap

Angrez log jab hamari shaadi dikhate hai toh usse bolte hai "Monsoon Wedding" ... aur jab Hindustani log shaadi dikhate hai toh usko bolte hai "Soon-Soon Wedding" ... iska matlab chat mangni pat wedding