dialogues for cast: Vinay Pathak

Zyada chalaaki karne ki koshish ki na ... toh aaisa gayab kar doonga pahadon mein ki cheelon ko bhi khabar nahi hogi

Ladai ladai maaf kar ... kutte ki tatti saaf kar

Dhanwan logon ke jeevan mein aaram toh hai ... lekin vishram nahi hai

Aadmi chilata toh gale se hai lekin kharab kaan ho jaate hai

Pyar pyar hota hai ... and we should all refuse to live without love

Nobody forgets how to love ... even if love forgets them

Mazak jitna bhi badhda ho ... log uspe utna hi zyada haste hai

Bike ho ya ghar ... handle hamesha apne haath mein ... varna bhabhi kabhi izzat nahi karegi

Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye

Joh aadmi apne aap mein jeeta hai ... woh finally apne aap se baatein bhi karta hai

Aadmi front page pe photo waali kahani zindagi bhar kya ... marne ke baad bhi suna sakta hai

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

Duniya ussiko dabaati hai joh dabta hai

Desire is the root cause of all evil

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Beer sharab ki choti behen hoti hai

Door jana hi hai toh paap se door jao ... paapi se door kyun jaate ho

Chinta chitta ke samaan hoti hai

Purush ka asli sammaan uske ekagrah mein hai ... uske power of control mein hai

Jab badi machli ko phaasna hai toh pehle choti machli ko phaanso ... badi machli khud-ba-khud chali aayegi