dialogues for cast: Akshay Kumar

You said he behaved like a mad man ... us hi pagalpan ke liye ek fauji apne maa baap, biwi bachon ko chhodke desh ki seva karta hai ... aur is hi madness ko hum patriotism kehte hai

Doosra gaal neta dikhate hai ... hum fauji nahi

Jung plane naal nahi, pilot naal jitti jaandi hai ... it is not the machine, it is about the man inside the machine

Ab aap mujhe disbar kijiye, phansi pe chadaiye, ya goli maar dijiye ... par ek baat meri dhyaan se sun lijiyega ... get the f*ck out of my country

Yes hum janwar hai, we are animals ... jiski sirf cheekh ho sakti hai par awaaz nahi ... jisko sar jhukane ke liye kanoon toh milta hai par insaaf nahi ... jiska jhund ho sakta hai lekin desh nahi ... yeh janwaron ka jhund ab desh banne jaa raha hai ... aur yeh janwar ab cheekhega nahi ... gurrayega

Court mein sahi aur galat ka nahi ... haar aur jeet ka faisla hota hai

Is desh ke schoolon mein agriculture aur farming ko compulsory subject ki tarah padhaya jaana chahiye ... varna aane wali generation yehi sochegi, ki khana joh hai woh kheton se nahi, balki Ziggy aur Gomato se aata hai

Narak ke saaye mein hai joh aise hi ek nagar mein ... usse nipta ja sakta hai kewal uske ghar mein ... wahan na insaan ja sakta hai, na hi janwar ... na nar, na hi maada ... agar ja sakta hai toh dono aadha aadha ... par nahi rukega woh aur uski khalbali ... jab tak usko nahi milegi bali, bali, bali

Yeh maidaan tera zaroor hoga ... lekin is khel ke sabse purane khiladi hum hai

Jab tak sher apni kahani nahi sunayega ... tab tak aapko shikari ki kahani par hi yakeen aayega

Main jab bhi bolta hoon seedhe aur satya hi bolta hoon ... kyun ki mere liye joh sabse sundar hai wohi satya hai ... aur joh satya hai wohi Shiv hai

Yudh hai yeh abhi ... joh bhagoge toh galat, ladhoge wohi sahi

Satya hamesha nagn hai ... usse kehne mein koi sharam nahi honi chahiye

Rakh vishvas ... tu hai Shiv ka das

Dharam ke liye jeeya hoon ... dharam ke liye maroonga

Mujhe bhai nahi, Godfather bolte hai

Hum maarte the maza aata tha ... aur maarte the aur maza aata tha

Monday to Sunday ... fear Bachchan Pandey

Aadmi bada kisi ka haath todne se nahi ... apna haath jodne se hoth hai

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

O saala kuvan ka pani hoth hai na, o phasalon ko ek samaan milat hai ... phir bhi karela kadwa, ganna meetha, aur imli khatta hoth hai ... par dosh pani ka nahi ... beejh ka hoth hai

Bhaukaal banaye rakhe ke liye bhay banaye ke rakhna bahut zaroori hai

Saala chamcha jis bartan ma hoth hai, wohi bartan ko khali karat hai

Tumko toh saala hum pakdenge ... aur phir pakad ke chhod denge ... hum goli chhodenge aur lala tum zindagi chhod dena

Is desh mein jitni nafrat Kasab ke liye hai ... utni hi izzat Kalam ke liye hai

Mumbai police passport pe religion dekhkar goli nahi chalati ... criminal record dekhkar thokti hai

Jis goli se tu marega uske upar aisa bade mein likha hoinga ... Made in India

Life mein na backup ka bhi backup hona chahiye

Galat ko uske anjaam tak le jana dhokha nahi hai ... galat ka saath dena dhokha hai

Jis din sach mein mere saamne bhoot aaya na ... toh maa kasam chhudiyan pehen lunga chhudiyan

Saala mujhse panga liya hota toh karma tera hisaab karta ... lekin tune mere apno se panga liya ... ab main karma hoon ... ab main tera hisaab karungi

Main is area ki queen hoon, queen hoon ... live life queen size