dialogues for cast: Akshaye Khanna

Rehman Dakait ki di huyi maut badi kasainuma hoti hai

Isse itna dard do ki jab woh apni maut ki bheekh maange ... tab bhi uske mooh se sirf cheekein hi nikle

Dushman ko harane ka mauka aksar dushman humko khud deta hai

Jab bhi koi aur mere liye mera kaam karta hai ... tab bhi mujhe bahut gussa aata hai

Khud ko blame karne se dard sirf badta hai ... kam nahi hota hai

Wagah naam hai mera ... kyun ki na hoon main Hindustan ka, na Pakistan ka ... bas joh player game badal paaye hai ... peeche padh jaata hoon uski jaan ka

Jahan kaam aaye sui ... wahan talwar se kaam lete ho?

Hamare mulk mein sirf aam aadmi ki kismat kyun kharab hoti hai?

Jis chot se main zakhmi hua hoon ... ussi chot se ladunga

Tum kisi ka kaam chura sakte ho ... lekin uska hunar, uski kabiliyat nahi

Sher ke shikaar mein shikaari bhi mar sakta hai

Arre bhatakte pagalkhane

Achchi dosti woh hoti hai ... joh logon ko mahaan banati hai

Sharaab meri dawa hai aur mera dard bhi hai

Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai

Maine kab kaha ki main Ram hoon ... arre main toh common hoon, sare aam hoon

Majnu aur Romeo ko agar naukri doondni padti na ... toh pata chalta ki pyar karna bada aasaan hai ... naukri doondna bahut mushkil

Draupadi ki saree keechna Dushasan ko pada bhari ... saree mein saree, Parag saree

Life mein kisi ka pyar kam nahi hota hai ... sirf hamari umeedein zyada hoti hai

For all your pain one champagne

Waise toh pyar mein aadmi ki chutti ho jaati hai ... lekin mujhe chutti ke din pyar ho gaya

Tum ladkiyon ka yeh bada problem hai ... ghar, career, pati, bachche, kitchen sab kuch sambhal sakti ho ... bas heartbreak ko manage nahi kar pati

Dushmani aur nafrat se zameen par lakeerein kheenchi ja sakti hai ... dilon par nahi

Zindagi mein sirf future hi nahi ... present bhi hota hai

Game bahut achcha khela tune ... aadmi galat chun liya

Pyar sooch samajh kar nahin kiya jaata ... bas ho jaata hai

Aap itne khoobsurat log hai ki aapki tasveer seedhe dil mein chapti hai

Shaadi na hi ek contract hai, na hi koi utsav hai ... agar utsav hai toh logon ke liye hai ... shaadi do aatmaon do dilon ka mel hai ... jisme do jan bharpoor zindagi saath saath jeete hai aur saath saath marte hai

Ishwar dil mein ho toh sachai mazboot rehti hai

Aap toh apni saaf sutri balcony mein se neeche gandi naali mein sirf thookna jaante hai ... par us naali mein pal rahe kisi laawaris ko apne barabar bithana jaante hai?

Na toh mujhe maafi maangni aati hai na hi pyar karna aata hai ... mujhe toh sirf koshish karni aati hai

Ek laawaris ko roti ki bheek di jaati hai pyar ki nahi ... usse zillat milti hai lekin apni sachai ko badalne ka mauka nahi milta