dialogues for cast: Juhi Chawla

Politics mein har kaam prem aur shanti se kiya jaata hai

Chappad phad ke de sakti hoon ... aur chappal phad ke bhi

Zindagi kismat aur timing ka khel hai bas

Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh, chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh ... phone toh tu karda nahi hai, meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh

Woh dil hi kya joh dhadke na ... woh chunni ki kya joh sarke na ... woh soorma ki kya joh rarke na ... te woh yaar hi kya joh yaar ke liye tadpe na

Milan ke bina love story poori nahi hoti ... par joh poori nahi hoti, kya woh love story nahi hoti?

Chale jao wahan, jahan le jaye naseeb ... pehle milaya tha, phir le aayega kareeb

Woh shaadi karke chali jayegi ... saath mein tumhari kismat bhi dhal jayegi

Ek hi waqt har insaan ke liye alag hota hai ... kisi ke liye achcha hota hai, toh kisi ke liye burra hota hai

Mere kuch sapne the, apne sapne the ... par tumse milne ke baad ... tumhare khwab mere khwab ban gaye ... tumhari zindagi meri zindagi ban gayi

Jahan chanda hoga wahan chakori hogi ... jahan thali hogi wahan katori hogi ... aur jahan tu hoga wahan main hongi

Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar

Jab tum mere paas nahi hote toh mera dil nahi lagta ... aur jab pass hote ho toh mera jee nahi bharta

Hamare bandhan ke samne maine maatha teka hai ... ghutne nahi teke hai

Hum hai dui-dhari talwar ... aaisan karenge vaar ... zindagi kar denge tohri bekaar

Hamare yahan shaadi ka bandhan sirf pati patni ke beech nahi hota ... poore parivar ke saath hota hai

Do kamzoor insaan ek kamyaab zindagi nahin bana sakte

Inspector sahab aapne ab tak jail ki zanjeeron aur salakhon ka loha dekha hai ... magar Shalu ki himmat ka faulad nahi dekha ... pehna di jiye sar se paon tak loha, kheench di jiye zameen se aasman tak lohe ki deewar ... magar Shalu har deewar ko todh degi

Tumhari zabaan chahe joh kahe ... main tumhari aankhen padh sakti hoon

Kabhi kabhi bachcho ko samjhane ke liye khud bachcha banna padta hai

Shaadi tann ke bandhan se pehle mann ka bandhan hota hai

Sachai aur imaandari ki buniyaad par jhoot aur fareb ka mahal bahut dino tak nahi tik sakta ... woh gir jaata hai

Is paar nahi toh phir, us paar milenge hum ... sau baar bichadke bhi, ek baar milenge hum

Tumhe mere pyar par gussa aa raha hai ... magar mujhe tumhare gusse par pyar aa raha hai

Kehte hai patni ke liye pati parmeshwar hote hai ... mere liye toh lagta hai parmeshwar hi pati banne aa gaye

Ek gareeb ki sabse badi daulat uski izzat hai ... aur woh izzat dekar bhi apna pyar, apne sapne kabhi nahi khareed sakta

Kya mazaa baar baar milta hai tumhe humse rooth jaane mein ... roothne mein lagti hai do ghadiyan, umar kat jayegi manane mein

Agar hum kisi ke liye deewane ho gaye ... toh yeh koi zaroori toh nahi ... ke woh bhi humare liye deewana ho jaye