dialogues for cast: Amjad Khan

Kaante beejhne waale kaanto par hi chala karte hai ... kaante beejhkar phoolon ki umeed moorkh kiya karte hai

Chadte tave ke upar agar do teen rotiyan faltu pakayi jaaye toh koi harz nahi hai ... ek baar tava utar gaya toh mamla thanda ho jaata hai

Tum aadmi mamuli nahi bahut azeem ho ... agar yeh Anarkali hai toh tum uske Salim ho

Buddhoo samajhke karta hai meri maskari ... gusse mein aaonga toh kar donga teri kir-kiri

Gabrana mat ab main loogna iski jaan ... isse gilori banake khaonga jaise ho Banarasi paan

Vishvas mat karna ispe, naqli hai iska jhanda ... kabhi kutte ke pet se nikla hai murgi ka unda?

Baandha na mangalsutra maine kabhi kisi ko ... tum ghabrao ya chillao, baandhonga main tumhi ko

Bacha tha ek hi dost, uski bhi ho rahi hai shaadi ... yahan har mandap se ladki bhaagti hai, isse kehte hai barbaadi

Janam tera is duniya mein kabhi nahi hoga ... main shaadi nahi karoonga, tu paida kaise hoga?

Bhoolkar bhi paise nahi deta mera baap ... kaise khareedon kaise padhon koi kitaab

Jabse dekha hai maine is daas ko ... na Shakespeare ko padha hai na Kalidas ko

Nahi dalenge hum haath izzat pe tumhari ... pehnayenge mangalsutra yahi khwaish hai hamari

Bina shaadi karvaye aap marne chale ... bandook haath mein li nahi jung ladne chale

Kiya aaj maine akalmandi ka kaam ... ticket lottery ka liya aur paya inaam ... sunke tum log hoge khushi se naach ... inaam mein mile mujhe rupai paanch

Ban gaya main bhi mazdoor aaj se ... aaj chutti hai, kaam karoonga kal se

Main aag se khelta hoon ... raakh jhatak deta hoon

Joh koi hamare kanoon ke khilaaf bagavat karne ki koshish karta hai ... toh hum usse bina phatak ki railway line par leta kar uski zindagi khatam kar dete hain

Thu thu thu ... sharafat ki vardiyon mein kaise kaise baimaanon ne shareer apne chupa rakhe hai

Ek toh waise teri shakal kharab hai, upar se royega aur manhus lagega

Mere raaste mein aane ki koshish mat karna, kadam kadam pe barood biccha hua hai ... chithre udh jayenge tumhare ... koi pehchaan nahi payega ke tumhare tudke hai ya ret ke zarre

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

Ek bakri hokar tune sher ki jabde mein haath daala hai

Bachche tumne sirf shehar ke college mein padai ki degree li hai ... maine yeh duniya ke college mein tajurbe ki padai haasil ki hai

Hum unlogo mein se nahin hai, joh saanp ka sar kuchalkar usse maar dalte hai ... hum unlogo mein se hai, joh saanp ka sar pakad lete hai aur uske baad uske zehrile daanton ko nikaalkar ... usse nachate hai aur paisa kamate hai

Lagta hai sode ki bottal ke tarah josh khatam ho gaya hai

Meri jaan tujhe mere haathon marna hai ... usko yaad karle jisse yaad karna hai

Kal mila waqt toh zulfein teri suljha doonga ... aaj uljha hoon halaat ke suljhane mein

Aulad na ho dukh hota hai ... aulad ho aur marr jaye bahut dukh hota hai ... lekin aulad ho aur nalayak, toh bardaash nahi hota

Kutton aur bikhariyon ka andhar aana mana hai

Daulat ka pedh jab bhi ughta hai ... paap ki zameen mein hi ughta hai

Is pistol mein teen goliyan hai ... kitni khaoge?

Is mein sirf itni zindagi baki chhodna ... ki yeh apni maut apni aankhon se dekh sake